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GlossyNews.com Interviews Paul Ryan on Equal Rights and the Personhood of Fertilized Corporations
The U.S. Republican Vice Presidential nominee, Paul Ryan, is often portrayed as a person of little compassion. However, he sees himself as expanding equal rights to new classes of persons. Here is how he responded to my questions on these…
Hillary Clinton: Flies (and Aircraft) Will Fly in No-Fly Zone
U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and Turkish Foreign Minister Ahmet Davutoglu indicated in an August meeting with reporters that they were exploring the possible imposition of a no-fly zone over Syria. Secretary Clinton was on an official visit to…
Snakes in the Grass… for Obama
MIAMI-A Burmese python found dead in the Florida Everglades has snake and political experts rattled. A definitive square shape outlining the snake’s midsection led to an examination of stomach contents. Along with the remains of a raccoon, the python had…
German Truffles Snuff Out Syrian Conflict
Assad’s chocolate-covered Eurotrip ends in his capture The Syrian conflict ended yesterday after the president of Syria, Bashar al-Assad, and his wife, Amir al-Assad, were captured last week in the small German town of Steinheim.
The Kindness of Banks Thanks to Soul Modification
A dear friend of mine, Penin Diaz, sent me this distressing report that I felt compelled to share with you. – Barb Weir Our family is going through hard times, and we’re trying to cut expenses, so I asked my…
Navy SEALS Book: Bin Laden Had Nude Pictures of Pippa Middleton on his Computer
Islamisbad, Pakistan – (SatireWorld.com) Computer experts have being pouring over the treasure trove of intelligence data taken from the Osama Bin Laden compound raid in Pakistan last year. Recent data downloaded from the hard drives and thumb drives show extensive…
Corporations Broker Historic Repub/Dem Compromise to Boost U.S. Economy
As unlikely as it may seem in the throes of an increasingly vicious national election, U.S. Republicans and Democrats appear to be in agreement on providing a major stimulant to the economy – the elections themselves. Now that corporations are…
In Desperate Bid For Reelection, White House Reveals Secret Beer Recipe
President Obama, in a desperate bid to gain the following of on-the-fence Independent and Republican beer drinkers, has revealed the secret recipe for White House Honey Brown Ale. Throughout the past three years the White House has been manufacturing the…
Clint Eastwood Speaks at RNC, Warns Hurricane Isaac to ‘Get off my Lawn.’
Tampa- In a phenomenon that has left meteorologists stunned and searching for answers, Hurricane Isaac has unexpectedly retreated back into the Gulf of Mexico and petered out into a solitary storm cloud. The storm’s demise coincided with Clint Eastwood’s arrival…
Congressman Todd Akin: I was raped and did not become pregnant
Congressman Todd Akin of Missouri fueled the flames of controversy about his statements on “legitimate rape” when he revealed to this reporter that he was himself a victim of rape and had not become pregnant. “The criticism that I am…