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Stalinism Has Never Been So Funny… Or Ridiculous. A Social Justice Joke

Stalinism Has Never Been So Funny… Or Ridiculous. A Social Justice Joke

You ever hear the one about the Stalinist SJW? Continue Reading

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Peering Through the Net

Peering Through the Net

Please remember that the great sages of Christianity, Judaism, Islam, Buddhism, and most faiths, still have a great deal to teach people.

Try and put aside any metaphysical prejudices you may have (or indeed fear of such!) and don’t let the words be a barrier.

Liberals can read Marx or Mao and sift through whatever is inessential in the ‘semantics.’ Continue Reading

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What If The Governments of the World Were Run Like Game Shows? (2/2)

What If The Governments of the World Were Run Like Game Shows? (2/2)

TRUTH OR CONSEQUENCES

 

Contestants will don the uniform of their countries secret police to torment detainees, both legitimate and innocent, for information.

The players will be judged on both the quality of the information acquired and the inventiveness of the techniques used to get that information. Continue Reading

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What If The Governments of the World Were Run Like Game Shows? (1/2)

What If The Governments of the World Were Run Like Game Shows? (1/2)

In many countries of the world the government is the sole producer of all television broadcasting.

They decide what will be aired, what will be written, who will star in what and who will be shot for making the wrong joke.

What if they just went a step further and ran the governments just like they were game shows (aren’t they anyway?)
Maybe the results would be something like this: Continue Reading

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Acceptable & Unacceptable Collectivism

Acceptable & Unacceptable Collectivism

“Gay community” good, Russian nationalist homophobia bad.

“Jewish community” good, Nazi stormtroopers bad.

“Muslim community” good, BNP bad.

“Transgender community” good, GOP God-botherers bad. Continue Reading

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George Osborne Facing Possible Death Sentence in Indonesia for Cocaine Offenses

George Osborne Facing Possible Death Sentence in Indonesia for Cocaine Offenses

Former UK Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne (formerly known as Gideon Osborne) has recently been arrested for drug possession and trafficking offenses in Indonesia.

Indonesia, like many countries in Southeast and Northeast Asia, has very stringent laws on narcotics.

And a number of British citizens have fallen afoul of these drug laws in recent years; finding themselves confined for decades to the depressing squalour of grotesque mass prisons.

Some have even been executed.

And confidential sources now tell us Osborne himself is likely to meet the same fate. Speaking on condition of anonymity, one source close to the Indonesian government tells Glossy News: Continue Reading

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European Court of Justice: No Headscarf Ban, No Pandering to Religions

European Court of Justice: No Headscarf Ban, No Pandering to Religions

This is just stupid clickbait from the Whitetop BBC!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-39264845?SThisFB

Regardless of the unduly inflammatory headline, it’s about the wearing of “any political, philosophical or religious sign.” Continue Reading

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Trots Vs Tories: Is this the Only Possible Option?

Trots Vs Tories: Is this the Only Possible Option?

In a well developed economy, you can’t have wealth without reasonable distribution. You can’t have reasonable distribution without wealth.
This leads to only one reasonable conclusion:

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The Destructive Effects of Capitalism

The Destructive Effects of Capitalism

I wanted to read an article entitled “The Destructive Effects of Capitalism.” It was written by an intellectual who was somewhat right about most everything except practicality. He’s one of those people who writes a lot of those sounds good, won’t work articles.

In his last published opinion he used the term green rape when referring to air pollution, greed and environmental damage. In the comments section I tried to lighten the tone by adding that if you put an “se” in front of rape it becomes a tasseled shawl people wear in Spain, Mexico and gay pride parades. Continue Reading

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Clinton Memes

Clinton Memes

So brave!

Looks at these shameless, worthless warmongers.

What have they ever done for you?

God only knows.

Still, enjoy these memes!

Or  not.

WE ARE WATCHING YOU… Continue Reading

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Don’t Be Ungrateful to the Clintons

Don’t Be Ungrateful to the Clintons

What have the Clintons ever done for me?

Well, they carved up Yugoslavia and turned their artificial sub-Soviet statelet ‘Kosovo’ into a haven for ISIS choppers.

Yeah but what have they really done for me? Continue Reading

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Salon Slam Slanderous Syrian Smearwork, Big Up Blair

Salon Slam Slanderous Syrian Smearwork, Big Up Blair

Recently, we discussed a leaked Syrian intel document. It turns out that the UK government and the Tony Blair Faith Foundation have all been identified as violent extremists.

However, notable champagne socialist and latte liberal rag Salon objects strongly to this “hideous misrepresentation of the tragically beleaguered and oppressed humanitarian interventionist community.”

One radical Salonista tear-jerkingly (not to say circle-jerkingly!) notes: Continue Reading

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