Category: War Zone
Hillary Clinton Defends Crimes Against Humanity & Genocide
Hillary Clinton has provided some typically sophistical responses to old One Tongue Johnny’s recent arguments against ‘the Globalist-Humanitarian jargon of “Crimes Against Humanity” and “Genocide.”‘ Let’s hope we can keep her on topic; I know she has a habit to digress…
Blair Bombshell: “Tories Ignored my Warning Not to Intervene in Libya”
Former Prime Minister and most hated man in Britain Tony Blair has recently dropped a devastating bombshell that is sure to restore his flagging reputation beyond all measure.
Trump Scores “Tremendous” Deal w/Putin, Gets Full Refund on Alaska
Having met with top campaign contributor and social media guru Vladimir Putin, Trump came out glowing with the announcement that Alaska will be returned to Russia for “a full refund, cash!”
Cheney’s Hoover Memorial Lecture: ‘We Must Stand Firm Against Paranoid Belligerent Autocrats of Pyongyang’ (2/2)
This is the tail end of Richard ‘Clever Dick’ Cheney’s speech from last time.
Cheney’s Hoover Memorial Lecture: ‘We Must Stand Firm Against Paranoid Belligerent Autocrats of Pyongyang’ (1/2)
Dick Cheney has recently conducted the annual Edgar J. Hoover Memorial Lecture at the Hoover Institute; a notable think tank renowned, among other things, for its publications on foreign policy. Cheney’s speech had a rather mixed reception; however, his discussion…
Sneezing is One Tenth of an Orgasm: Islamic State Make War on Moldy Houses
ISIS and dodgy landlords. One is an evil gang of nefarious gangsters and mafiosi, who give zero fucks about anyone else, and will trample over anyone in their day, doing whatever it takes to expand their evil empire. The other…
(Meme): Authoritarians All Have Something in Common
Neo-Nazis, Alt-Right, Political Islamists, Christian Dominionists, Myanmarese Buddho-Marxists, Trots, Sparts, Neocons, Humanitarian Interventionists, Scientologists… See the pattern emerging yet? They all seem to think individuals belong to some meaningless abstraction out there which is everything and nothing, and everyone and…
WHY Iran? (Parody of a Mark Knopfler Classic, with Apologies to the Current President of Syria)
CIA had no way of staying afloat Gotta bomb them Syrian warboats Never mind the refugees We blitzin’ them Syrians like Germany We created the Taliban And we’ll drop chlorine o’er a’ the land We got dodgy dossiers and tabloid…
Humanitarian Gas Chambers and Gulags
If you think warmongering is a left-wing or a right-wing thing, you are an utter moron. If you think peace is a left-wing or a right-wing thing, you are an irredeemable imbecile. If you think foreign policy should be reduced…
Exclusive Tour Inside a B-17 Bomber
NOTE FROM WALLACE: Those interested in military history will find this fascinating. Not many people reading will have found themselves behind the controls of a B-17 bomber. Perhaps a few have. Do you have any memories? Was it a museum…