Category: Society
Health Alert: Defective, Dangerous, “Suspiciously Snug” Chinese Condoms Recalled
After reading this story, there will be true dilemmas playing out all over America–in bedrooms, on living room couches, in the back seat of daddy’s sedan or Tiger Woods’ Escalade—do I or don’t I take a chance with that pack…
Pope Declares God Not Dead, Only on Vacation
Speaking ex cathedra from the Vatican today, Pope Benedict XVI, in response to the many rumors that God (aka The Almighty, Yahweh, Allah, Bhagwan, etc.) is dead, attempted to clarify the Global situation and put the rumors to rest once…
Conservatives Quickly Devise Cheap Plan to Counter Obamacare
The conservative parties of America have realized that they need to come up with a new health care system or stand in danger of losing the millions they have invested in the dysfunctional system that is being assailed by the…
Miracle Water Diet Courtesy of Texas Spring Water Co.
Thirty-five years ago, you wouldn’t have been able to tell Joe P. Freely that he’d someday get rich selling bottled water, but today, it’s money that’s flowing from Freely’s diet spring water business in Big Spring, Texas. “Your Nation Natural…
Devil Sues Pat Robertson for Breach of Contract
A lawsuit filed by the devil in a Virginia district court claims that Pat Robertson is the party with an actual contractual relationship with Satan. Virginia Beach – The devil filed a lawsuit in the Virginia Beach district court on…
Weight Watchers Weigh-in Brings Building to its Knobby Knees
Friday, a near tragedy occurred in the south central town of Vaxjo, Sweden when the participants in a Weight Watchers group were subjected to a structural failure of the building they were using. During a routine weigh-in to determine the…
Dick Cheney Tapped to Fill Retiring Satan’s Seat
In a surprise move Sunday, Satan, the Prince of Darkness, announced his retirement citing that after thousands of years of initiating pestilence, wars, catastrophes and general mayhem, he was ready for a break. “The job wears you down.” the Great…
Shocking Evidence Of The Real Relationship Between Sherlock Holmes And His Aide Dr. Watson.
The long ongoing question of just what sort of ‘relationship’ there was between Sherlock Holmes and his ‘companion’ Dr. Watson has finally been found. The odd part of it is that the answer has been right in front of our…
Father/Son Bonding Often Causes Permanent Scarring
Testors and Testes. To this day, those words are interchangeably linked in my mind, and so, I was ill prepared for the terror they would again conjure when my son, who just turned eight years old, asked the inevitable question,…
Thurmond Tried to Swap MLK Day for Stonewall Jackson Day
Legendary confederate statesman Strom Thurmond one time tried to trade away a holiday to celebrate the life of Civil Rights leader Dr. Martin Luther King Jr in exchange for a national day honoring Confederate General Thomas “Stonewall” Jackson, who was…