Category: Human Interest
Study: Listening to ABBA May Raise Infants’ IQ’s, Curiosity
A new study by the Millennial Institute of Advanced Research on 2150 newborn babies in Minnesota has found a significant increase in IQ scores of babies forced to listen to old ABBA songs at least two hours a day. “This…
A Gastronomical Guide To Ghastly American Foods
There are many who come to our American shores think they are arriving at a Shangri-La where everyone dines off a silver spoon and delicious, filling, nutritious meals are only a refrigerator away from their satin bedecked table. Many possessing…
Halp Mee, Mi Branes Gott Suked Out
This is a dasparate kry fer help! Pleeze reed this and havve mercy on mee! The other dai I wuz vacuming my room. I puled the atachment off and held it up to my eer to sea if something kloged…
It’s Not Easy Robbing Banks These Days
“God I hate banks,” said the young businessman who was taking his lunch hour to deposit his pay cheque while the company he had started with worked out the details of his direct depositing. “Why the hell do we have…
Woman Injured After Practicing Faulty Feng Shui
Gladys Schumwerner of Columbus, Ohio suffered a broken finger and several lacerations after the laughing Buddha she attached to a wire hanging from her ceiling fell, hitting her squarely in the left hand. It was the third in several unfortunate…
Newlywed Couple Fears That Honeymoon May Never End
SARASOTA, FL – GlossyNews.com — After nearly four years of marriage, Nathan and Jennifer Reed are starting to worry that their proverbial “honeymoon” might never end, despite several attempts to take each other for granted and argue over petty differences….
Elderly Pensioner OD’s on LOST DVD Box Set
Akron, Ohio – GlossyNews.com – Ralph McFarden spent thirty years in the Sacramento sewer system. The waste engineer reportedly had a long and satisfying career with the Akron Waste Management Department before finally retiring to his modest home overlooking the…
Shocking: “Birds And Bees” Explained Around The World
At some point in every parent’s life, there comes a time when they must explain that very fundamental but mysterious and appealing fact of life to their offspring–the sex act. (Image courtesy of the brilliant folks at SaintGasoline.com.) Not an…
Radical New Self-Help Book Has Readers Beating Themselves Up
A new self-help book by previously unknown psychiatrist and author, Dom N. Adeur, Ph.D. is quickly making its way up the NY Times Bestseller List. It’s OK to Smack Your Inner Child has been hailed by Dr. Adeur’s peers as…
75-Year Reunion Attracts Living Dead
Collegetown, Penn – GlossyNews.com – Penn State’s 75-year college reunion was disrupted Tuesday by the arrival of a horde of living dead from nearby Collegetown Cemetery. Based on cemetery dental records, all of the living dead who showed up at…