Category: Human Interest
New Study Shows Small Men Prefer Big Trucks
The Size of One’s Vehicle is Directly Proportional to the Size of Genitalia A new study conducted by the National Research Panel has concluded that men who drive large trucks, SUVs, and automobiles have smaller genitalia than men who drive…
Sorry Men, You Are All Sexists
The moment I tell you “You’re ALL sexists,” some poor Jeremy is gonna wail out: “But we’re not AAALLL like thaaat!!!” But that’s precisely the point. There’s something very significant about the fact that this is precisely the typical response…
Driverless Car Impounded for DUI
One of the Google driverless cars has been pulled over and impounded for driving under the influence of ethanol, according to California Highway Patrol officers, he is going to trial with the Best Los Angeles DUI Defense Lawyer. “The car…
Repentant Paisley’s Heterophobic Hate Campaign
Disclaimer: Earlier version published on TheSpoof.com. I’ve now come round to a more enlightened view of the sensitive matters in question 😉 Given the passing some months ago of Lord Bannside, it’s only fair that I inform you about one…
A Prophet Versus Islamists? What Would Muhammad Say? (2/2)
Previously, as a non-Muslim, I raised the question of the distinction between a living letter and prophet, and a dead letter and prophet. And I’m not so much attempting to intrude from the outside of Islam, to set a “program”…
A Prophet Versus Islamists? What Would Muhammad Say? (1/2)
Disclaimer: This is less “humorous” than my usual work (apart from some cheeky memes!), but is not intended as “po-faced” or “solemn.” I’m not suggesting a program or plan for Muslims or non-Muslims, satirists or non-satirists. I’m mainly trying to…
UK: No, Not All Anti-Fascists Are Equal
Unparliamentary Fanaticism The tragic fact is that in the United Kingdom, as in many other countries, there is a fascist presence. However, fascist parties are fringe organizations; not least in terms of their electoral power. Yes… over here, it is…
“Cool Hat Guy” Spotted at KFC
Seattle, WA-Local employees were abuzz yesterday when something unexpected happened. A good looking guy sporting a smooth beard and one of those cool knit Beanie hats strolled in to order some extra crispy. “This doesn’t happen here, it just doesn’t,”…
Khomeinisexuality: Meet Iran’s Radical Love-Cleric (Part 2/69: Jizz be Upon Me)
Tribute Encore une fois: this one’s for Charlie Hebdo. Nous sommes tous Charlie. Ok, last time you heard from the people men of wisdom; to wit, the only people who really understand enlightened fucking erudite fiqh rulings from the inside…
Khomeinisexuality: Meet Iran’s Radical Love-Cleric (Part 1/69: Jizz Be Upon Him)
Tribute This one’s for Charlie Hebdo. Nous sommes tous Charlie. OK, we all know about the obviously malicious and unproven allegations of gratuitously gratifyingly enlightened fatwas on “I’m-a-sexin’ that damn fine chicken” that have been directed at Imam Love Doctor…