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Scientology Sex Toys Taking Over Our Godly Galaxy

OK, the sky hasn’t fallen in…. Yet. Just gotta keep going, I suppose. Cosmic E-Cheek Ass Slicer OK, this one is a little bit nastier, if also somewhat more fun… And it’s only for the more experienced, intrepidly kinky fetish…

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Scientology Sex Toys Taking Over Our Godly Galaxy (1/3)

Oof! Sorry for the mildly sensationalist headline. I never quite got over not getting to be a top reporter for the Galactical Enquirer. Still, somewhat more crucially, I must inform you of the existential spiritual peril facing you and your…

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GlossyNews Publishes Hilarious Caricature of Muhammad

Uh….nevermind!! But stay tuned for more Kim Jong-Un parodies! You can contribute to our North Korea video satire series here or learn more about it here.

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Obama Claims Racial Progress Made After Finishing Boehner’s Shoes

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Obama Claims Racial Progress Made After Finishing Boehner’s Shoes
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Sharknado Jumps the Shark

Spawns new hackneyed headline.

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Millionaire Tricks CNN into Stopping its Coverage of Missing Malaysian Plane

Dateline: ATLANTA—Elderly oddball millionaire, Huey Longbottom, shuns the internet and receives all of his news from CNN, but taking no interest in the missing Malaysian plane, which CNN has covered exhaustively for several weeks, Longbottom orchestrated several bizarre spectacles to…

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Guilt-Stricken Woman Slips Husband Antidote

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Guilt-Stricken Woman Slips Husband Antidote
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Plastic Fork Makes Valiant Effort

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Crippling Self-Doubt Prevents Man From Failing at Lifelong Dream

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It’s Official: NJ Governor Chris Christie is a Big, Fat Liar

WTF?! Click now to find out more! It’s Official: NJ Governor Chris Christie is a Big, Fat Liar