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The ‘Moral Equivalence’ Meme After Charlottesville: An Explosion of Satire

Donald Trump has been widely condemned for his comments on Charlottesville. Many have argued that he was failing to make appropriate moral distinctions between the Nazis and the counter-protestors.

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Free Weekend Satire Book Deal (19-20 August 2017): Anti-SJW Novel

One of my satire books is 100% FREE Saturday and Sunday, 19-20 August! Catch it now.

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Saruman Channels Trump: ‘The Elves and Sauron are Just as Bad as Each Other’

Pale male master wizard and leader of the Free World Saruman the White has recently come out swinging about the shameless partisanship of the recent Minas Tirith massacre. Look, everybody… He says in his sardonic Somerset drawl:

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Posted in Music

The Who Parody: “Die Together With the Band”

When you hear the Russian comin’ And our media war drums drummin’ Won’t you join together with The Man!

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Thought Experiment: Anti-Terrorism Operations in Middle-Earth

If Mordor was a Political Islamist Dystopia, and Isengard was typically equivocal ‘middle line Realpolitik’ kingdom of ‘moderate political Islamism’ and/or ‘post-Islamism,’ what would you do?

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Politics

Second-Grade Satirist Furious: 10 Whole Websites Steal His ‘Scaramucci Joke’

A certain low-grade satirist is upset that no fewer than ten edgy satire outlets have stolen his Scaramucci joke. Bigoted, disrespectful moron One Tongue Johnny wantonly abused his freedom of speech privileges by screaming:

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Wallace Runnymede Novel
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Chapter 12: If You Love Me, Stay Woke! (Honest Adolph Volume III)

“No,” muttered Pastor Trilby. “Nothing else…. They searched the house so thoroughly.”

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Posted in Strange People Television

Club Punishes Talk Show Audiences for Drowning out Guests with Lingering Applause

Dateline: LOS ANGELES—Investigators have uncovered a club devoted to shaming audience members of American talk shows whose clapping and other loud reactions to the guests’ remarks often drown out what the guests are saying, wasting the time of the viewers…

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Posted in Politics Television

News Media Confuse Viewers by Speaking as if all Oligarchs are Russian

Dateline: TENNESSEE—American corporate news media baffle viewers by presupposing that all oligarchs are Russian citizens. “You never hear CNN speak of American oligarchs,” said news media watcher Alonzo Plompus. “For some unknown reason, whenever you hear about oligarchs on cable…

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Wallace Runnymede Novel
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Chapter 11: Is it Good for the Jews? (Honest Adolph Volume III)

Saul Friedman sat and stared at the grave.

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