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Chapter 9: Occident’s Downfall, Spengler’s Uprising (Honest Adolph, Volume I)

Chapter 9: Occident’s Downfall, Spengler’s Uprising (Honest Adolph, Volume I)

Well, that didn’t go well!

Otis Spengler’s corrupt and racist boss is upset about the weird experience Otis had at the M C Bubble rally.

Otis, for his part, is just sick of shilling for power.

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Boosting Your Satire Book Sales Rank Without Cheating

Boosting Your Satire Book Sales Rank Without Cheating

The best way to boost your sales rank is to sell books!
There are other ways too. Some involve cheating though, and this is likely to cost you in the long run.
However, there are other ways of potentially boosting your sales rank without BAD-about-it.
Read on, if you want to get a quick Espresso boost to your best creations! Continue Reading

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Chapter 8: If That is Your Humanity, I Want No Part In Humanity (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume I)

Chapter 8: If That is Your Humanity, I Want No Part In Humanity (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume I)

Second bravura speech of the novel!

Last chapter, we had Dr Saul Friedman’s stirring defence of liberty and traditional American democratic values.

This time, however, it’s Senator Bubble, with an utterly horrifying counter-assault upon Saul, and all true loves of real American liberty and peace.

Read on to get a taste of what Bubble has in store for America.

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Chapter 7: The Great RINO Hunt (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume I)

Chapter 7: The Great RINO Hunt (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume I)

WOAH! The first bravura speech of the novel.
Now isn’t THIS exciting!
Watch out for Saul’s epic defence of liberty as he hands the MIC and corrupt-as-hell political class verbal beheading.
Will you be there to cheer him on?

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Chapter 6: Waiting for Adolph (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume 1)

Chapter 6: Waiting for Adolph (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume 1)

This is really so, so sad!

Poor Saul.

And poor Lucy.

Let’s hope they can make some progress one day!

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Chapter 5: Dirty Videos (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume I)

Chapter 5: Dirty Videos (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume I)

The man’s vicious cruelty knows no bounds.

If this is the kind of person Saul, Deborah and Adolph have to content with, they’d better be on their guard.

Let’s have a look at what ol’ Bubbiebums is doing with his sinister video collection.

Putting the NASTY into ‘video nasty,’ or at least ‘nasty videos.’

Feel free to hit the share button and expose his idiocy even more!

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Chapter 4: Sisterhood is Treason (Honest Adolph Serial, Volume I)

Chapter 4: Sisterhood is Treason (Honest Adolph Serial, Volume I)

Ohhh, for the love of…

You remember how vile Senator Bubble was to his Nicaraguan maid, Marta, in Chapter 1?

Well, not only is he a racist and a misogynist, but his woman-hating extends even to his own family.

This chapter isn’t easy to stomach.

But we all know what political power does to people when they allow their consciences to go to the wall.

Don’t accept it!

Be angry!
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Chapter 3: Waiting for the Messiah (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume l)

Chapter 3: Waiting for the Messiah (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume l)

Saul was not weak last time we saw him, but he was certainly frail.
He’s waiting on something.
Or someone?
Can even divine intervention save America from the likes of Senator Marcus Charleston Bubble and his corrupt-as-hell political establishment?
God only knows!
Let’s see what wisdom Saul has to offer us.

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Chapter 2: Two Spoons An’ Yer Quarter-Half (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume I)

Chapter 2: Two Spoons An’ Yer Quarter-Half (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume I)

Urgh! I can’t believe what a vile person that Senator Bubble is.
So, I think it’s about time we met one of our heroes.
Time to shake hands with Saul Terence Magilligan Friedman.
He may not be an omnipotent superhero, but he’s a hero nonetheless. Remember, Saul and his friends need you to help him make some impact and get the message of freedom out there!
Feel free to bang the share button, or tell your friends about what’s going on in the near future USA.

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Chapter 1: What Dreams May Come (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume I)

Chapter 1: What Dreams May Come (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume I)

Wow! What’s happening here?

Is it that arrogant jerk Senator Bubble acting up again?!

Let’s hope Adolph and his friends can stop him from getting any more powerful.

Our three friends are the only people standing in the way of more endless war, and a never-ending regime of political greed, corruption and self-serving brutality.

Will you be with them in their struggle?

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Author of “How to Be A Success” Guides Dies a Dismal Failure

Author of “How to Be A Success” Guides Dies a Dismal Failure

And I’m here to help!

Kilroy Kovacs, prolific publisher of the popular “How to Be a Success” guides, has been found dead in his car outside of Peculiar, Missouri. Cause of death has not been determined.

Kovacs was the author of two dozen “How to Be a Success” books and published in thirteen countries. Sales are estimated at between 5000 and 6000 volumes worldwide, including complimentary and bootleg copies. Continue Reading

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Glossy News Ebook Showcase 8: Wallace Runnymede’s ‘Honest Adolph: Volume I’

Glossy News Ebook Showcase 8: Wallace Runnymede’s ‘Honest Adolph: Volume I’

In the near future, a battle of political wills stirs the hearts of many, as the presidential nomination contests begin.

The warmongering Republican and Democratic establishment are expecting to sweep the board, and fortify the current neoconservative/liberal interventionist consensus. Continue Reading

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Glossy News Book Showcase 7: Chris Worfolk’s ‘Summer on the Horizon’

Glossy News Book Showcase 7: Chris Worfolk’s ‘Summer on the Horizon’

Four hundred years in the future, humanity is struggling with the impact of climate change. Continue Reading

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Two More Glossy News Book Showcases Coming Up

Two More Glossy News Book Showcases Coming Up

Tomorrow, we have two more Glossy News Book Showcases.

First, Chris Worfolk’s Eco-Dystopia ‘Summer on the Horizon.’ Continue Reading

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Just a Quick Reminder to Keep the Faith on Satire

Just a Quick Reminder to Keep the Faith on Satire

This is Stephane Charbonnier, or ‘Charb,’ from Charlie Hebdo. He was murdered not long ago. Continue Reading

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Poetry About, and Poetry By

Poetry About, and Poetry By

Tomorrow, we’ve got a great treat for you!

Stalwart Glossy News contributor rfreed has some Sarah Palin poems.

Have you ever thought about writing in the persona of someone else?

For satire, it’s one thing to write poems about someone.

But you can also write humorously in someone else’s (entirely fictionalized voice).

There are so many opportunities for this.

You can be Trump, and complain about how the pure evil bought & paid liberal MSM just burnt your toast and made sure you can’t get a mistress.

You can be the ISIS caliph, and sing the blues about how misunderstood you are, and show everyone your true gentle, sensitive soul of a poet.

You can be Putin, clarifying what you were doing in the bar in Moscow late 3 am when rumors started circulating. Nooooooo no drama! No-no-no-drama, drama!

But this is also a time-honored art form.

The scholar Benjamin Jowett taught at Oxford in the 19th century. The naughty rhyme ran as follows:

Here come I, my name is Jowett.
All there is to know I know it.
I am Master of this College,
What I don’t know isn’t knowledge!

So there you go!

What other examples of this kind of writing do you know?

What funny (or otherwise interesting) ‘poetry for’ do you know, and how does it stack up against the ‘poetry about’ the same figure?

And do you have some of your own?

Feel free to comment below; but if you want us to publish anything, please email wallacerunnymede@gmail.com

Thanks, and we hope some of you will have some great ideas!

Wallace

 

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