Category: Books, Newspapers & Misc
How Speidi Makes Us Question the Value of Human Life
It happened the other day as I was browsing in Barnes & Noble. I looked to the left and encountered a startling image, pictured here. First of all, you will realize that the book had to be faced out in…
Glenn Beck’s New Book: “Mama, I Spilled My Cocoa Puffs”
Yet another poignant reminder that Glenn Beck was born and lived to tell about it. In “Mama, I Spilled My Cocoa Puffs,” Beck takes his readers back to a time when all there was for breakfast was cold cereal and…
Sarah Palin’s Modus Transportation Operandi
Let’s refocus here, people. Just because a couple of wingnuts crashed a party in Washington, and some athlete, who shall remain nameless, crashed his pretty car and admitted to a few indiscretions; or, just because our President kinda let us…
Rogue Nation Throws Up a Little in Own Mouth
Fired up by Sarah Palin’s bestseller, Going Rogue, a grassroots movement appears to be taking root, one that embraces Ms. Palin’s style, her way of speaking, and her insistence on being an individual. “We’re selling a complete rogue package for…
Hunk Obama Nominated for Porn Award
The nominees for the upcoming AVN Adult Video awards were released today, and in surprising move, the Adult Academy has nominated President Obama for Best Male Performer. It should be noted that the president is receiving the nomination without performing…
Conservatives Disappointed w/ Palin Book: Thought “Going Rogue” Referred to Wearing Underwear
New York, NY: Legions of former Alaska Governor, Sara Palin, supporters reacted with disappointment with her new tell all book, “Going Rogue,” according to national opinion polls. The poll of approximately 5,000 self identified conservatives showed that while 52% “enjoyed…
Palin-out, The Quitter’s Tour
Russian Porch, AK “Palin-out” —n., the act of leaving before 2009 is over. Todd Palin quit his job with BP’s North Slope oil operation at the beginning of October. News of this quitting comes two months after Sarah Palin’s announcement…
Editor at Washington Post Claims “Charticle” is Last Straw
All hell broke loose over at the Washington Post last Friday when features editor, Henry Allen, shoved and punched one of the Post’s Style writers, who called him a very naughty name that rhymes with rockpucker. Allen was less than…
Hey Rush: I’ve Got Some Satire I Wanna Sell You
What do you do when you’ve been outed on national radio trying once again to dish dirty lies about the President? If you’re Rush Limbaugh, you make up some half-assed excuse why you’re not a complete dumb ass for falling…
Daffy Political Correctness Bans Children’s Stories
The opening words of the age-old children’s nursery rhyme ”What shall we do with the drunken sailor?” have been removed from the lyrics in yet another of the Labour government’s stupid EU-compliance nanny state “Let’s re-write history” projects. The Bonkers…