Author: Wallace Runnymede
Every Woman Must Be Stoned (Iranian Bob Dylan Parody)
Girl, we’ll stone you because lesbians ain’t so good We’ll stone you if you are Yazidis or Jews
Quick Reminder About my Special ‘Open Forum’ Author Interview! (AMA/Ask me Anything)
Please don’t forget to catch up with me for my AMA interview with AMAFeed! It’s at 11 am today, EDT! Enjoy! You may not have heard of Wallace Runnymede yet. But I am a little difficult to forget, once you…
Widow of Fred Phelps Comes Out on Westboro Baptist Church ‘National Coming Out Day’ October Surprise
On National Coming Out Day, I am about to come out before all your eyes… As a former homophobe.
Some Reflections for the Day After World Mental Health Day
Although my tweets today about #WorldMentalHealthDay should have been sent out yesterday, they do provide a more balanced account. Love is tough. Love is hard as nails. Love does not readily compromise, and it does not easily surrender to the…
Global Fertility Crisis: Pastor Pat Robinson Warns His Sperm Count Has Dropped to Unprecedented Levels
Pat Robinson has warned that Western civilization is in mortal peril, because of declining sperm counts. Scientists recently sounded the alarm on this issue; but reluctant to lie idly on the sidelines of any contentious debate, Pastor Pat has also…
Catch my ‘Ask Me Anything’ Session on AMA Feed!
Have you heard about AMA Feed? This site provides a platform for writers. I am doing an ‘Ask Me Anything’ Session on Wednesday.
Progress-Conscious Saudi Arabia Allows Women to Get Run Over by Cars
Notable human rights paragon the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, who recently got a top spot at the UN for being nice to women, have introduced yet another stunningly progressive liberal gender measure.
Weaponized Sarcasm: Some Snarky Tweets on Neocons
Here are some lightly-edited tweets of mine, poking fun at and exposing the neoconservative menace. Don’t forget to follow me! Neocons are Lord Sauron, who covet the Ring of Power for evil’s sake. Liberal Interventionists are Saruman, the ‘moral’ alternative!
Instagram ‘Male Feminist’ Lauds His Flat-Chested Girlfriend for Not Getting Breast Implants
A leading Instagram Feminist (sic) from the “Male Community” (as his college classmates call it) has recently ended up on the wrong side of the Female Community.