Author: Wallace Runnymede
Gay Old Party Strikes Again! Auntie Lindsey 2020, the Closet Choice! (Ted Haggard Guest Post)
NOTE FROM WALLACE: Our occasional guest contributor, Ted ‘I Know What You Did Last Night’ Haggard has provided us with one of the saltiest, spiciest lil old hot takes we’ve had in a while here at Glossy News! Enjoy! WOOP…
Oath to Inner Freedom!
PEACE WITHIN, FREEDOM EVER OUTWARDS Swear with me: From this day forth, I solemnly swear by the name of the best within us, I will not let the powers of this world consume me with fear, with rage, with bitterness,…
Deglobalisation is Not Enough: The Death of the Nation-State is Next!
Europe will still exist, even if we leave the EU. Europe is eternal. We will ALWAYS be part of Europe Well, yes. Of course! And… How much is it going to blow your mind if I told you the same…
Deceiving the Green Movement: AOC is a Trojan Horse Who Offers Nothing New!
Do Exxon-Mobil have a right to choose? Are environmentalists all just radical anti-choice bigots? Not a joke. Let’s have a look at plastic environmentalist Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the hysterically visionary Barack Obama 2.0 2020! Green New Deal” trojan horse apologist and…
Nobody Needs Sex… Everybody Needs Physical Intimacy!
The more I come to understand autistics, on a very individual level, the more I am convinced of an old suspicion. Nobody on earth NEEDS sex. But everyone benefits from basic physical intimacy.
NOT SATIRE: Three Formal Verse Poems!
Let’s take a break from the lighter stuff… The Painter of Apocalypse
The Knives of Athenry: A Far from Humorous Satire on ‘The Fields of Athenry’ (NSFW)
By a lonely Irish ward, I heard an infant wailing “Mammy, they said they’re taking me away, For the people repealed the 8th To be cut in pieces is my fate Mammy, save me, or I’ll never see the light…
Foolish Walter & his Loving Oak: A Parable of Ecocide and Homicide
Cold was the evening, Chill was the wind, Dull the foreboding The forest stumbling in! Old was the tree Rotten were the branches Foul-mossy was the trunk To Walter the assassin! Oh, useless, tree! The farmer muttered bitter No use…
Random Thoughts (XVII): Alt-Islam, Alt-Right, Alt-Europe!
It’s time to get some more hard-hitting, punching commentary! So if you have any thoughts of your own, on any topic, you know what to do! Christians, Atheists and Islam I don’t really agree with the New Atheist movement or…
Forget the Man in the High Castle, there’s Only One Game in Town for Edgy Alt-History Novels of WWII!
I’ve recently done two chapters bundles of my gripping alternative history novel, Auschwitz in Essex: see bundle 1 and bundle 2 on Patreon. AUSCHWITZ IN ESSEX. CHAPTER 1: London is Worth a Mass. The moon shone glumly over the lonesome…