Author: rfreed
Republicans Religious Epiphany After Election “God Wants Us to be Bi-Partisan”
Republicans have been almost unanimous in quoting that a Divine inspiration has descended upon them. Apparently this heavenly apparition was bestowed upon their golden leader, John Boehner. Mr. Boehner, his eyes glowing with enlightened envisionment, has come forth upon his…
The Constitution Of Uzupis – The Free-est Place In the World
The following is the actual Constitution of Uzupis, a part of the City of Vilnius, Lithuania that has declared independence from Vilnius, from Lithuania and apparently from the entire world in 1997. An artist conclave, they have their own elected…
Hurricane Sandy Was God’s Attempt To Hang In With Occupy Folks
Intrepid Reuters news reporters have uncovered that the immense Hurricane Sandy, so huge that it was dubbed ‘The Perfect Storm’, was actually a fabricated event. It appears that God created the mega storm for what to our eyes was a…
I Rfreed, Hereby Publicly Give My Condescension, er, Concession Speech
In lieu of my humiliating defeat yesterday as I vied with two lesser alleged human beings for the coveted role of Dictator Of America, I must now bow to present social convention and offer to the public my Concession Speech,…
God Gives His Endorsement- Sort Of…
We interrupt this website to bring you an important news development. God has appeared in the clouds above New York, the news media center of the United States, if not the whole world. The Majestic One appeared upset and annoyed,…
Newsflash: America Votes to End Democracy, Become Dictatorship
GlossyNews.com – Nov. 7, 2012- An astonishing, unexpected, unbelievable and catastrophic end has come to the long Presidential election in the United States today. An overwhelming number of Americans in the write in section of the ballot expressed that they…
Sorry To Inform You, But This Whole Election Has Been a Scam
GlossyNews.com – My fellow Americans- I wish to prepare you for a great and unbelievable shock. At least for most of you. Some have already realized what is happening. Please sit down. This will be hard to take.
US Vote Entire Gov. Out of Office; Celebrations Ring Through Streets
American Voters Take Inspiration From Belgium and Get Rid of Their Government. GlossyNews.com – American voters, sick of months of a rabid and bilious Presidential campaign, today on voting day made a decisive choice of getting rid of their government…
Famous Magazines Make Their (Stupid?) Presidential Endorsements
GlossyNews.com – With election day at hand magazines are getting in on the political action with endorsements, often ham-handed ones, of their own. While some are obvious (oh really? NYTimes went for Obama and Wall Street Journal went for Romney?…
Fundi Preachers Scream “Liberal East Coasters” Caused Hurricane Sandy
GlossyNews.com – Fundamentalist preachers have been crowing about how the fury of hurricane Sandy’s was leveled at the upper East Coast because of its sins and its liberal bias regarding the Presidential election. “The wages of sin is death” was…