Author: rfreed
Sequestration Castration
The dreaded Sequestration is upon us. Which is much like the feared Fiscal Cliff. Which is similar to the 2012 Mayan Apocalypse. Which is related to Y2K. Which is similar to the Bush II administration… wait a minute! That was…
Spring Break Jokes
With warmer weather approaching and Spring Break right around the corner, Glossy News has decided, against our normal routine, to share some jokes. Normally we structure some sort of premise then jam all the jokes in around it, but sometimes…
Simon Cowell’s X Factor Reams Famous American Idols
What would have happened if Simon Cowell, the inspiration and chief executioner for the wildly popular X Factor show had been around to judge the big stars of American music before they became legends. Just how many of them would…
NRA Takes Battle to New Level; Buys Death Star
The NRA has upped its political game with the acquisition of the Death Star made famous from the Star Wars movie franchise. Thought to have been totally destroyed following a second massive attack by impudent rebel forces in the third…
The NRA to Use ‘Puppy Eyes’ to Win Favor In Public Debate
The NRA in its constant quest for keeping up a good image of itself, keeping guns in as many hands as possible, controlling the minds of the public and keeping a stranglehold on Congress has developed a new methodology for…
Minnesota Misguidedly Manufactures Misleading Mexican Meals Making Millions Mad
I recently bought a burrito and was astounded to see that it was made in the fair city of Minneapolis, a surprise since I had always thought of Minneapolis as being a place so white that it’s nickname is ‘The…
2023: With Half of America Shot, NRA Insists “More Guns”
Timeline- April 23, 2023 Place- Washington, D.C., or what is left of it. The National Rifle Association and Congress again face off against each other over the never ending debate over gun control. Once again it took a major massacre,…
Introducing The Karl Valentin ‘Schonsten Blodsinn’ Contest
Every year since 1969 Bavaria’s greatest inventors have assembled for a contest that would try their talents to the limits. It is a grueling test of imagination, innovation, creativity, genius and, well, madness. No, it is not a gathering of…
The Amending Of The Amendments- We Take A Trip Back To 1789
Welcome dear readers as we take a trip through time back to when our forefathers were writing that fateful and world famous bit of legislation so beloved and contested over in our time, the Amendments to the Constitution of the…
Packer Backer Quackers
A few months before the start of the Super Bowl game a few years back I returned to the part of the country I am from and made the irritating discovery that everyone there had gone nuts. Normally Wisconsinites are…