Author: rfreed
Donald Trump’s War Record
After Donald Trump’s scathing attack on Senator John McCain’s war record the Investigation’s Department here at Glossy News did a little digging into Trump’s own military record. It turns out that the great Donald also has a legacy of war…
9/12/2001 – The Days After The Unthinkable Happened – Part 9
9/12/2001 – THE DAYS AFTER THE UNTHINKABLE HAPPENED – Part 9 (A serial book excerpt) Previous installments – After Flight 93 crashes into the White House on 9/11/2001 killing President Bush as was originally planned, Dick Cheney, the Vice President,…
Hey, Grab Them Cuban Guys: I Need My Car Fixed
Now that Cuba and the United States are starting to talk to each other again, this could be the start of a beautiful relationship Humphrey Bogart- Claude Rains style. We got the money, they got the raw talent. I’m talking…
9/12/2001 – The Days After The Unthinkable Happened – Part 8 – The Top Dog Meeting
9/12/2001 – THE DAYS AFTER THE UNTHINKABLE HAPPENED – Part 8 (A serial book excerpt) Previous installments – READ THEM HERE: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7. The atmosphere in the meeting…
Exclusive Interview w/ John Hance, Incredible Teller of Big Whoppers at The Grand Canyon
You’ve heard the tales of Paul Bunyan. You know the exploits of Pecos Bill. Maybe you’ve heard of the German Baron Munchhausen. But have you ever heard the legend of John Hance? You will now: Glossy News has succeeded in…
The News (Really) Bytes – June 2015
Jeb Bush announces candidacy for President – The head political office of the U.S. is now going back to the Bush Leagues. Rachel Dolezal, a white person, pretended to be black and became head of the Spokane Washington NAACP and…
9/12/2001 – The Days After The Unimaginable Happened – Part 7 – the Iraq Factor
9/12/2001 – The Days After The Unimaginable Happened – Part 7 – The Iraq Factor (A serial book excerpt) After President Bush is killed when Flight 93 strikes the White House on 9/11, Vice President Cheney ascends to the throne….
Mad Max Maxes Out His Street Cred In… Where Did You Say?!
Just saw the latest Mad Max movie. WOWZER!!! SUPER GROOVY!!! COWABUNGA!!! Mad Max just made it back to the screen after a hiatus of only 30 YEARS!!!!! Mel Gibson got the sack. Too old. Too racist. Can’t have no one…
9/12/2001 – The Days After The Unthinkable Happened -Part 6
9/12/2001 THE DAYS AFTER THE UNTHINKABLE HAPPENED Part 6 (A serial book excerpt) In previous installments – After Flight 93 crashes into the White House on 9/11/2001 killing President Bush as was originally planned, Dick Cheney, the Vice President, is…
An Interview With Osama bin Laden (Yes, we know that he is already dead)
… but we aren’t going to let that stop us… Glossynews has gained the unique opportunity to interview the infamous terrorist Osama bin Laden, the instigator of the 911 attacks on the U.S.. Reaching him at his present location in…