Year: 2017

WASHINGTON – In response to the growing epidemic of “fake news,” President Obama today announced the creation of a new department of the federal government, the Ministry of Truth.

The 4K/UHD podcast is back with a whole new take on 2017. * Libsyn is terrible and takes advantage of small-time podcasters. * Didn’t get the Christmas special finished, but I will for 2017. It will be great, you’ll see….

Jess Phillips Stabs Jeremy Corbyn in the Front! Like, LITERALLY, duuuuuuuuuude! Phillips Outraged at Subsequent Wildly Disproportionate Twitter Harassment Moderate Khameine-ite Ayatollah Legitimizes Reverse Chickengirl Position for Some Edgier Farmyard Fun Alex Jones Joins Washington Post, Furnishes Numerous Useful Insights…

Cameron, Blagojevich, & Clinton Crime Family to Forge New Career Pathways on ‘Celebrity Corruption Island.’ French Democracy Doomed: Tony Blair ‘Helpfully Advises’ French not to Vote for Marine Le Pen California Colleges Ban Ice Cream Vans for Triggering Lactose Intolerant…

So, here’s a selection of what we can offer readers and writers in 2017:   Substantially greater output…   While still maintaining good quality!   That’s not as hard as it sounds, although it does require substantial diligence and dedication….

Glossy News was founded by online satire pioneer Brian K. White. Aside from writing many, many articles, and running various sites, Brian also has his own Glossy News 4K Podcast, On Youtube. But we have had so many great writers….

NOTE: Matt Strange has allowed Glossy News to reprint his thought-provoking piece on how ‘2016 sucks!’ isn’t quite the whole story… Thank you, Matt! Great work!