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Al Franken Reportedly Butthurt Over C-SPAN Broadcast

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WASHINGTON, D.C. – Critics on the right and left are calling for C-SPAN to apologize after one of its production crew members wrongly configured Senator Al Franken’s identification bar during a broadcast, leading to heaps of butthurt.

The incident occurred late Sunday evening, when Franken was on the network’s panel to discuss his support for immigration reform. When the identification bar materialized on-screen, it listed him with the title of “Al Franken D-Moron,” rather than the appropriate title of Minnesota. Read more Al Franken Reportedly Butthurt Over C-SPAN Broadcast ›

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Man Upset After House Built In Shape Of Toilet

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A man in South Korea comes home to find that his dream home has been made into a nightmare, which brought a whole new meaning to the saying “throwing money down the toilet.”

This house, while obviously absurd in shape, is still an architectural wonder. It’s pretty magnificent, and the majority of humans can connect with it, so in that regard alone it’s pretty good.

For more on the story we go to our location correspondent Bob Hunter.

See the rest of the story on YouTube, or scroll down for the video.

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Causality up-ended in the Southern Hemisphere (comic)

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Imagine if penguins got around to being hack philosophers, and they did it causal Friday. Casual Friday? Either way, doesn’t matter, they’re just flightless birds, so don’t take them too seriously.

If causality had made you a penguin, would you ponder the existence of existence? Read more Causality up-ended in the Southern Hemisphere (comic) ›

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New Theme Park, ‘Stand Your Ground Land’ Opens Up in Orlando

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ORLANDO, FL- Amidst the controversy of the recent verdict in the Zimmerman trial, the National Rifle Association has opened up a new theme park in the popular tourist location of Orlando, Florida. The theme park features a drive through safari inhabited by at risk, inner city youth. Although the park has been under scrutiny for this segment of their theme park, they also have been scrutinized for their section of the park themed after the literary classic, The Most Dangerous Game. Read more New Theme Park, ‘Stand Your Ground Land’ Opens Up in Orlando ›

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