Day: September 18, 2012
Ron Paul ‘Will Fight Presidential Campaign Into 2013’ Just to See What Happens
WASHINGTON D.C. – Even though rival Republican presidential campaigner Mitt Romney has already attained the 1,144 delegates needed to seal the party’s nomination, Ron Paul says he will continue campaigning, vowing to fight on into 2013, just to see what…
iPhone 5 Replaces All of Your Personal Relationships
SAN FRANCISCO- In a groundbreaking statement issued to press, Apple CEO Tim Cook announced that the new iPhone will “replace all of your loved ones and cherished relationships.” The phone and features were announced earlier this week, already prompting some…
10 Signs That You’re In a Long-Term Relationship
1. You finish each other’s sentences… because you can’t stand the sound of the other person’s voice. 2. You have wild, passionate sex all night long. Then you wake up. 3. Whenever you miss each other, you just pick up…
Proof bin Laden & Gaddafi Dead; Both Registered to Vote in Chicago
Chicago, IL – (SatireWorld.com) There is finally conclusive evidence that Osama bin Laden and Muammar Gaddafi are really dead. Yesterday, they both registered to vote in Chicago. Fially, rumors of a faked death were put to rest when investigators found…
The iPhone 6
Consumer research has found that people are already anticipating the arrival of the iPhone 6. It would seem that customers cannot wait to buy the iPhone 6 and have been putting off their upgrade to the iPhone 5, which was…