Day: September 8, 2012
London’s Olympics Opening Ceremony vs Beijing’s Olympics Opening Ceremony
I always had doubts that the British can beat the Chinese’s cosmetic perfection, individual discipline, 20,000 cast members, technological breakthroughs, and 5,000 years of history, culture, and philosophies.
Aung San Suu Kyi Defends Rohingya Muslims
Asked whether the estimated 800,000 Rohingyas in Myanmar are considered Myanmar nationals, Nobel Peace laureate and parliamentary candidate Aung San Suu Kyi replied, “I do not know. We have to be very clear about what the laws of citizenship are…
Mitt Romney Vows to Eliminate “The Poverty”
GOP Presidential candidate Mitt Romney announced today that when he is elected he will eliminate poverty by systematically eliminating poor people. “Poor and under-insured elderly people put a tremendous strain on our county’s resources”, Romney stated at a campaign event….
Clint Eastwood Kills 14 At Democratic National Convention
CHARLOTTE, NC – In a shocking rampage that also left 37 people wounded, screen legend and Republican supporter, Clint Eastwood, killed 14 people at the Democratic National Convention Wednesday. Just one week after an infamous speech at the RNC in…
Common Spastic Condition Receives a New Name
From today, nobody will ever again suffer from the annoying and temporary condition known as the hiccups, according to the World Health Organisation (WHO). That is because they have suddenly decided to name them after their cause rather than the…