Posted in Politics Travel

Trump to Demolish ‘Grotesque, Ugly, Pointless Eyesore’ RUSHMORE & Replace With Something BETTER!

History is bunk, as Henry Ford says. Maybe that’s why Trump wants to ‘Repeal and Replace.’ After centuries of pointlessly encumbering the tremendous as yet unexploited and unredeemed fracking landscape of South Dakota, Mount Rushmore’s 4 “Totally fake, totally overrated,…

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Posted in Politics Religionism

PLAY IT BACKWARDS, DAMMIT! Fans Find HORRIFYING Satanic Messages in Paula White’s Prayers!

Part time heavily closeted Satanist and full time not so closeted Satanic loon Paula White-CAIN has recently addressed the Prosperity Gospel Annual Convention at Gilman Hot Springs, California. Offering up prayers to the self-appointed King of Kings and Lord of…

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Posted in Religionism World News

Special, New Holiday Made For President Trump Because He Is Special And New!

Our feckless leader, Prosidentia Trump, is upset because he wants to stand above the other former Presidents of the United States who he feels are lesser than he is. He does not want to have to share the holiday ‘President’s…

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Posted in Top Stories

Trumpocalypse… NOW?! Some of the Best Trump Cult Stories

Enjoy… Kind of. Let me know if we need to do another one of these! Not an exhaustive list by any means. 😉 Cartoonist Upchuck with a timely, timeless allegory! Well, somebody just to had to stick their neck out…

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Posted in Politics

TRUMP BLEATS VICTORY!

After escaping decapitation, King Donald twirled around his country like a crazed ballerina.  He shrieked victory from town to town accompanied by Adam Schiff howling in a cage. Lord of the Stool Steve Miller administered electric shocks to the former…

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Posted in Politics Society

Trump & Biden Fans Provide Amazing Tinder Guide for Pros!

Unhinged randy Kool Aid bandits Donald J. Trump and Joe Biden have decided to bury their proverbial/Freudian hatchets, although probably not in each others backs at least! Here is their hysterically intelligent and flamboyantly hi-energy guide to Tinder seduction. No…

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