Tag: texas
Welcome to Texafornia, A Modern Day Fable
Dr Seuss just might tell the modern-day fable of the great California angel-winged socialist migration to the land of the Great Satan, Texas, this way:Virtuous socialist rich folks, the Richies, who voted for the Wokie heehaws in magical California could…
Texas Abortion Law Spurs Record Sales of Cots While Condoms Fall
Approximately four months into Texas’s law prohibiting abortion once embryonic cardiac activity is detected at about six weeks when most women don’t yet know they are pregnant, economic indicators in the state began registering some unanticipated effects. Third quarter earnings…
Abortion Law Helps Texas Women Lose Weight, Become Entrepreneurs
The new Texas law restricting abortion once a heartbeat is detected on ultrasound, at approximately six weeks when most women don’t yet know they are pregnant (and when there is no actual heart yet, just electrical pulsing) has generated a…
Texas Abortion Law Helps Increase Short Supply of Unwanted Children
Texas which never explains itself, explained why it had revamped its prior abortion law in favor of a more drastic version in September, one that outlaws abortion at about six weeks or once embryonic heart activity is detected, when most…
GOP End of Days Panic: Rick Perry Declares Himself the Anti-Reagan
The GOP is getting worried about outside infiltration and even supernatural omens, as rumor has it that Rick Perry has revealed himself to aides as the literal anti-Reagan. No need to worry about fire and brimstone, signs in the Heavens,…