Tag: social distancing
New NFL Rules Require All Players to Remain Two Meters Apart
With the football season set to make its long-awaited return, the NFL has announced a number of radical changes which will come into effect from early September. Protective measures have been put in place to ensure that players are unable to…
Trumpisms and Virusisms 8.0
226 Suggestion — Instead of calling coronavirus the “Chinese virus,” let’s call it the “Trump virus” or “Donny’s hoax.” 227 How to enforce social distancing — add to the nation’s water supply a chemical that induces mild autism so we…
Social Distancing? Hey, No Problem For We Misanthropes!
Stay six feet away? I do that anyway! Stay home and don’t have guests? Ditto! Don’t touch anyone? Bingo! Avoid people? You got it! I got this whole quarantine thing down and I don’t even have to change any of…