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Chapter 2: Bitches ‘n’ Black Boys (Honest Adolph, Volume 2)

In Volume I, we saw a disillusioned Otis Spengler finally pluck up the courage to leave his dishonest shill media job.

His racist boss Gideon Truman wasn’t too happy about it, but hopefully he’s got over it!

All about the money, after all.

But now the paths of Otis and the repugnant Senator Marcus Charleston Bubble finally cross…

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Chapter 6: Waiting for Adolph (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume 1)

This is really so, so sad!

Poor Saul.

And poor Lucy.

Let’s hope they can make some progress one day!

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Pittsburgh PUC Halts Ride-Sharing At Kennywood

PITTSBURGH — Ruling that the threat to public safety is “theoretically a very real problem under the principles of String theory,” a two-judge panel has shut down ride-sharing at Kennywood park in West Mifflin.

The ruling makes it illegal for more than one person to ride on any of the park’s attractions at one time.

Though no major or minor injuries or incidents have occurred in recent history, the PUC said in a statement that, “Our job isn’t to consider public opinion, fun, or common sense. Our job is to look out for public safety in every imaginable universe, even the alternate universes wherein this issue presents an actual danger.” Read the full story


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Koch Bros. Top $100 Billion, Dead Pharaohs Impressed

Charles and David Koch, best known for the purest grades of frack-water you drink and the mercury you breathe, have reportedly topped the $100 billion mark in net worth. Let’s break down how much money that really is.

Clearly it’s a lot, but more than that, it’s a nearly unfathomable amount. So absurd is this load of cash that I’ll post my math at the end so you can verify for yourself that this is really real. Read the full story


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