HUGE Diplomatic Crisis: David Cameron Arrested in Turkey

Well-beloved Brasenose Brexit bothererer and flamboyant career politician David Cameron has inadvertently sparked an epic diplomatic kerfuffle.

Last night, he was arrested in Turkey.

The good news, however, is he is now safely out of Turkey.

He was, however, wholly unable to bring home the bacon.

HUGE Diplomatic Crisis: David Cameron Arrested in Turkey

Lord Ashcroft drily, if passionately, remarks: Read more HUGE Diplomatic Crisis: David Cameron Arrested in Turkey

HUGE Diplomatic Crisis: David Cameron Arrested in Turkey

David Cameron Admits ‘Monoculturalist Experiment Has Finally Failed’

David Cameron Admits 'Monoculturalist Experiment Has Finally Failed'

Like Angela Merkel, David Cameron famously announced in 2011 that multiculturalism had failed.

But a recently leaked transcript to a confidential meeting of Cayman bankers and well-heeled Eton toffs shows that he has also failed in his efforts to create a worldwide MONOCULTURE of NATO hegemony. Read more David Cameron Admits ‘Monoculturalist Experiment Has Finally Failed’

David Cameron Admits 'Monoculturalist Experiment Has Finally Failed'