Posted on 01 February 2017.
Whatever happens, Ensuite Johnny gonna Ensuite! Lookin’ pretty chill there, bro!
Dave on his best behaviour for the New Year? Pigs will fly! 😉
There are those who demonize and stereotype autistic folks. But then, there are also those self-diagnosed autistic justice warriors who try to gild us.
Hardly much of an improvement, is it?
STOP HATE SPEECH AGAINST CORPORATIONS
THEY ARE PEOPLE TOO, AND THEY HAVE FEELINGS!
Psst! Two more instalments coming up tomorrow!
If you have some memes you made and want to share with us, email firstname.lastname@example.org.
We’ll make sure to put ’em up there!
Posted in Entertainment, Internets Tubes
Posted on 02 January 2017.
Cameron, Blagojevich, & Clinton Crime Family to Forge New Career Pathways on ‘Celebrity Corruption Island.’
French Democracy Doomed: Tony Blair ‘Helpfully Advises’ French not to Vote for Marine Le Pen
California Colleges Ban Ice Cream Vans for Triggering Lactose Intolerant Community
North Korean Translation of Libertarian Classic ‘Atlas Shrugged’ is Really Rather More Revisionist than You Might ah Funked it! Read the full story
Posted in Top Stories, World News
Posted on 25 July 2016.
The end of David Cameron’s tenure as Prime Minister was a hectic one to say the least. With the country practically imploding after Brexit, Cameron had to take the blame for the emerging crisis. But when Cameron started humming a tune after his resignation speech (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Gz6mZYxS0A) it made matters more amusing, but also sent the internet and media into a craze of wild guesses: what was Cameron humming?
Read the full story
Posted in Music, Politics
Posted on 12 January 2016.
In Syria did Cameron
A pleasurable jape decree:
Where Euphrates river swells with death
And bodies numberless
Drift far by salted fields.
So ten times he’s wont to quake the earth
As trembling mothers give weeping infants birth Read the full story
Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc, Human Interest
Posted on 31 October 2015.
Don’t underestimate notable ‘quiet man’ Iain Duncan Smith.
I mean, he was critical of Blair’s achingly well-meaning intervention in Afghanistan, so the Tories are obviously nicer than New Labour!
The proof is in the pudding, after all. By their fruits you shall know them…
But enough of the trite cliches. I daresay this is not so much about flamboyant rhetoric.
As a compassionate conservative, I simply cannot just sit there, and see the dysgenic community in such evident distress.
And as I have so often heard from our sickly, effete, well-meaning but ineffective and sentimentally bleeding-heart leftie opponents and enemies: ‘The first principle: Do no harm.’ Read the full story
Posted in Human Interest, World News
Posted on 26 March 2015.
David Cameron has been forced to make a humiliating climbdown, after incorrectly claiming that the Humanitarian Caliphate is an even better caliphate than the Daesh/IS/ISIS/ISIL/IKEA one.
Calm down dear; listen to what the Grand Physician says… sorry, I mean, “orders you to believe. ”
I only meant it in a flippant manner, not in a po-faced, dusty manner like the Kippers. My point was that we have a lot in common with ISIS, except we are even better. Read the full story
Posted in Politics, War Zone
Posted on 30 November 2014.
Friday, November 28th 2014 will reign as a black day in British history, black not only for the dark deeds done on that day but also for the foul American import that caused them- BLACK FRIDAY!
Long accustomed to importing all new things American, England has finally introduced an epidemic that is proving to be every bit as bad as when the Black Plague was brought in by ships in the 1500’s. Read the full story
Posted in Biz News, World News
Posted on 29 September 2014.
David Cameron coughed up a fur ball this week when he told ex-mayor of New York, Michael Bloomberg that the Queen “purred” when she had heard the result of the Scottish Referendum.
During this conversation it has also been revealed that whilst the Queen purred like a cat, Prince Philip could be heard barking like a raving lunatic in a basket of used tissues.
“So she was purring, right?” says Cameron “I then I thought one of the corgis had got her but then it shouted out something racist.” Read the full story
Posted in Politics
Posted on 13 October 2013.
WASHINGTON D.C. – During a joint televised address designed to highlight the special relationship between the United States and Great Britain Wednesday, it was revealed to the American public that the Prime Minister of The United Kingdom is not, in fact, Tony Blair anymore.
Standing alongside President Obama on the White House lawn, the largely unrecognizable figure of “David Cameron” talked at length about the coordinated American/British strategy in Afghanistan, as viewers at home tried to work out what the heck happened to “that Blair guy.” Read the full story
Posted in Politics, World News