Tag: animals
Apple Memo — Marketing iPhones to Other Species:
Prominent Features, Apps & Uses From: Apple Marketing To: Executive Board CC: Research & Development [R&D]; Internal Animal Safety Representatives [ASF] We know you are as pleased as we are that sales keep booming as we produce new iPhone generations…
How to Raise Kittens
If you are looking for a new pet, there is a very good chance that you have considered getting a kitten. With that being said, getting a kitten can be a very special time in your life, as well as…
“Does this Stress Make Me Look Fat?” (Chapter Four: Wild Life)
More from Anthony Rhody’s book serial: “Does This Stress Make Me Look Fat?” It’s a fact. My most recent dog loved cantaloupe and honeydew. He was a “melancholy.” I wonder what percentage of German shepherds are antisemitic. I wonder if,…
Literary Cursing: NOT TODAY, MR LEAR! Nonsense Poems for Crazy Times
Naughty Mr Pelican A funny old bird is the pelican His beak holds more than his belican He can take in his beak enough food for a week I’m damned if I know how the helican A Marriage of Inconvenience…