Tag: alternative facts
Michael Gove EXPLODES! “Coronavirus Policy is Being Taken Over By EXPERTS!”
After railing for years against billionaire purple property luvvies and experts, Michael Gove is furious the Tories have finally succumbed to the siren song of mainstream science.
Scientists Discover Saying “It’s a Fact” Actually Does Make Anything True
University of California, Los Angeles — Throwing research papers 16.21 meters into the air, scientists at UCLA labs have given up on the scientific method in favor of a less obscure and less studied method of fact-finding. According to the…
With Friends Like These? World Dictators Rally Around to Oppose Trump Impeachment
MSNBC, otherwise knows as Fox News for liberals, have come up with a list of inflammatory, controversial and downright flamboyantly evil leaders who have rallied around Donald Trump. Trump’s anti fake news fan-club have dealt a string of stinging ripostes…
Chapter 29: Things Not Yet Seen (Honest Adolph, Volume III)
Senator Bubble was succeeding very well at picking off his opponents one by one. Although he was not himself a very intelligent or articulate person, he was certainly smart enough to flatter and bribe his way to what by now…