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OMG! Maxine ‘Wacky Max’ Waters Channels 19th Century White English Imperial Warmongers!
We all know that racism is nothing new in human history! But have you ever stopped to consider how subtle and insidious it is? Kanye West’s meeting with the President has led to some pretty backhanded and sinister commentary from…
Kim Jong Un Channels Newfound US Ally: “Communist Deaths are Fake News!”
Pint-sized potty mouth Korean dictator Kim Jong Un has recently put his new rhetorical skills into practice with a stunning display of historical denialism. Hosting Pyongyang’s first ever global media press conference, fake bourgeois capitalist news outlet CNN asked him:…
Chapter 32: It Depends on What “Democracy” Is (Honest Adolph, Volume III)
Some months later, it was the eve of the election. Pilder had already won the Democratic nomination by default. Meanwhile, Bubble had easily demolished the few remaining stragglers, who simply couldn’t compete with his relentless barrage of cruelty, crassness and…
How Donald Trump can survive Michael Cohen’s decision to turn on him Neil Visalvanich, Durham University Donald Trump’s former personal attorney and “fixer”, Michael Cohen, has agreed to plead guilty to federal charges of fraud, among other crimes, and has…
Chapter 28: Everyone Has a Choice to Right (Honest Adolph, Volume III)
Deborah was disappointed to learn that the media were turning their turrets on Adolph. Now that their golden boy had left, they seemed to have little interest in ridiculing Benny Pilder; Honest Adolph, previously known only as a ‘fringe maverick,’…
Storming Success of Autistic Pride Leads to New ‘AIDS Pride’ & ‘Cancer Pride’ Days
Despite numerous caveats and reservations from the Autistic Dark Web, the self-appointed ‘autistic community’ have recently been revelling in Autistic Pride. However, while June may have been devoted to the flamboyantly carnivalesque celebration of debilitating bowel problems, crippling depression, soul-destroying…
Corbyn’s Loony Labour Introduce ‘Internalised Goyphobia’ & ‘Jewish Privilege’ Diversity Taskforce
Scandal-plagued Labour leader, otherwise known as Jihadi Jez and Jezbollah, has recently decided to improve his anti-racism credentials… By joining the fight against Jew hatred. Following Labour’s recent ‘white tax’ and white privilege workshops, Labour have now decided that, to…
Trump Comes Up With His Own Version Of The Pledge Of Allegiance
Commandant Trump, expanding his power over we serf’s everyday life in keeping with his expanding ego, has taken it upon himself to rewrite the Pledge of Allegiance, a cornerstone of American heritage. His version, ghost written by Kellyanne Conway with…
Chapter 27: Snowflake Stormtroopers (Honest Adolph Volume III)
Saul had not yet heard about the terrible events from last night. He was planning to pay a visit to the Thatchers later in the day; for now, he was commiserating with Adams about his poor showing the previous night.
Chapter 26: Just-So Stories (Honest Adolph, Volume III)
Presidential nominations, generally speaking, go to those with the biggest mouth, and not the greatest intellect or grandest patriotism. But how far this may be a universal principle is something which, perhaps, remains to be seen.