Category: Politics
President Obama Vows to Punish the Guilty in VA Scandal, Unless They Happen to be Federal Workers
Washington, D.C. – President Obama sternly admitted that no one in the country is more outraged than he over the news coming out of the VA scandal in which numerous veterans have lost their lives waiting for medical care. Nobody…
NRA Succeeds In Taking Over U.S.- Bans All Amendments Except Second
The NRA has at last accomplished their goal of taking over the government of what was once was the United States of America. Initiating a ploy that they were rebels against an unfair, repressive political entity, they succeeding in hiding…
After a Day of Spinning, Jay Carney Requires Nearly a Pharmacy to Sleep at Night
Washington, D.C. – After an average day of spinning details of current events to make the President look good, no matter how bad the situation, White House spokesman, Jay Carney, needs practically an entire pharmacy to help him sleep at…
John Boehner Found Mummified in Tanning Bed
Washington D.C. – Speaker of the House, John Boehner, known for his orange hue and lack of spine when it comes to politics, was found this weekend in a dried-out, mummified state inside a tanning bed at a local salon….
Americans Debate Whether they Get Stuff Done
Dateline: WASHINGTON—Politicians rallied on Get Stuff Done Day, to reassure the American people that their government is in working order. Many boasted of their accomplishments while in office, describing in great detail the stuff in question.
White House Laments Roosevelt Didn’t Have #HitlerSucks in 1940’s, Could Have Shortened War
Washington D.C. – Sixteen year-old White House Spokesman, Jay Carney, commented in today’s presidential press briefing that it was a shame the Roosevelt administration didn’t have the benefit of hashtags in the early days of World War II so they…
Koch Bros. Buy Democratic Party, Harry Reid Short Circuits
Washington, D.C. – The Koch Brothers have had it with Harry Reid, the Senate Majority Leader from Nevada, and his constant railing against the brothers every time he props himself up against the podium on the floor of the Senate…
An intellectual discussion on capital punishment, how foreign talk is turning us gay
Some people have brought up the issue of morality considering the death penalty. Some even have the audacity to say that “thou shall not kill” is an integral part of the Bible. To these heretics I respond with a decisive…
Ted Cruz, Mike Lee Propose “Marriage Only for the Fertile”
Ted Cruz (R-TX) and Mike Lee (R-UT) introduced legislation to ban all marriages and nullify all existing marriages in which the couple cannot conceive or chooses to be childless for any reason. “Marriage is only for procreation. If a couple…
Obama’s foreign policy of “Follow the Follower” isn’t working
Announcer: President Obama’s foreign policy has come under serious scrutiny lately. Dick and Janey, talk show hosts of Yucky World, will be discussing this with retired U.S. State Department diplomat J. Foghill Bottom. Janey: You’re considered to be one of…