Category: Politics
Innocent Hillary Unjustly Victimised Re: “Dead New Yorker” Comments
Future disgraced US President Hillary Clinton… Sorry, I mean, disgraced future US President Hillary Clinton… Well, to keep it simple, the somewhat more talented and principled member of the Hill and Bill double act (gotcha!) has recently turned up uninvited…
Five Political Reality Shows Actually in Production
With last season’s debut of “Naked and Afraid”, it appears that the TV reality show well might be running dry. Having exploited everything from dating to cooking to home improvement, it looks like the reality genre has finally been exhausted….
King William (Clinton) the 1st, of America
Washington, D.C. – July 4, 2040 – The National Mall is jammed with hundreds of thousands of spectators waiting expectantly for William Jefferson Clinton, Jr. to appear. The 25-year-old son of former President Chelsea Clinton will soon be crowned William…
Time Machine Leaks 1st Look at Obama’s Exit Interview
The latest trend in the world of human resources is the so-called exit interview. In theory, it gives a departing employee an opportunity to express his grievances while at the same time providing useful feedback to the employer. Our intrepid…
Recount On Already Controversial Presidential Election Because Of Illegal Zombie Votes
A recount has been demanded on the already scandalous Bush/Gore 2000 Presidential election by Democrats because it has been discovered that illegal zombies have been allowed to vote. Apparently in their over-exuberance to get people out to vote Republican campaigners…
Wolfe Wrong, You Can Go Home Again, and It’s Probably Time
According to the title of the Thomas Wolfe novel, you can’t go home again. But it looks like Lebron James is going to prove that saying wrong as he happily returns to the site of his first professional basketball success:…
“Yucky World” w/Dick and Janey: Presidential Bowing Policy
Announcer: With Dick and Janey on vacation this week, we will be rerunning an earlier interview with Mr. J. Foghill Bottom, the State Department’s resident specialist on diplomatic etiquette. Because President Obama was criticized early in his presidency for bowing…
The Republican Three-Ring Circus of Sub-Partisan Freaks
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, welcome under the Republican big top and prepare to be entertained by the incredible performers of Boehner Brothers (formerly Hastert & Boehner), America’s premier political circus. I’m John Boehner, your…
Impoverished Citizens Fail to Speak up for the Billionaires
This is the face of Donald Sterling who lost his NBA basketball team. And those are the brothers Koch; Charles and David, who spend most of their money trying to help others with no thought of benefit for themselves. So…
Republicans Message to Minorities: “We Cool, Right?”
“…Reince Priebus, the Republican National Committee chairman, has begun an effort to attract more African-American voters…” – The New York Times – August 12, 2014 MEMORANDUM TO: All Republican incumbents and potential candidates FROM: Reince Priebus Hey! Wassup? It’s time…