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Photo Surfaces Proving Karl Marx Actually Met Barack Obama
London(UK) – (SatireWorld.com) University archivists recently found a treasure trove of old photos and documents in a trunk belonging to a retired canner who collected rare photos as a hobby. Dubbed the Rosetta Stone of Barack Obama’s past, the photos…
Romney Admits He Doesn’t Care About YOU
Mitt Romney was caught on a secret recording making shocking statements that are already legendary. That he doesn’t care about the 141 million people that don’t pay federal income tax. These people still pay taxes on the whole, many of…
Ron Paul ‘Will Fight Presidential Campaign Into 2013’ Just to See What Happens
WASHINGTON D.C. – Even though rival Republican presidential campaigner Mitt Romney has already attained the 1,144 delegates needed to seal the party’s nomination, Ron Paul says he will continue campaigning, vowing to fight on into 2013, just to see what…
Proof bin Laden & Gaddafi Dead; Both Registered to Vote in Chicago
Chicago, IL – (SatireWorld.com) There is finally conclusive evidence that Osama bin Laden and Muammar Gaddafi are really dead. Yesterday, they both registered to vote in Chicago. Fially, rumors of a faked death were put to rest when investigators found…
Ahmadinejad Denies Plan to Enrich Iranians
TEHRAN – Iran’s controversial president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has denied allegations that his regime is planning to enrich Iranians. Speaking in Tehran this morning the isolationist president said that these new claims are the result of “Western propaganda” aimed at politically…
Romney Proposes Two Week Term Limit on Facts
Dayton, OH – Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney today announced a controversial plan to place term limits on facts. During a campaign stop in Ohio, Romney was overheard telling a Koch brother that if elected he will immediately propose placing…
Egyptian Government Plans New Pyramid Construction to Ease Vast Unemployment Problem
Cairo, Egypt – (SatireWorld.com) Egyptian authorities have begun the process of building the fourth Pyramid of Giza in order to aleviate the severe unemployment problem that has plagued the country since 2,000 BC. The Egyptian Department of Slave Labor sources…
Obama Finally Apologizes For Recent Secret Service Hooker Scandal
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) After apologizing for just about everything else, President Obama took a few minutes to address the lingering concerns over an apparent lapse in the secret service security detail that ended his recent Columbia trip in a…
Wal-Mart to Reduce Prices to Zero
“We’re all about low prices” took on a new meaning today, as international retail giant Wal-Mart Corporation announced that it would henceforth accept indentured servitude in lieu of cash or credit payment. “It has always been our policy to make…
Romney Promises Back-Cuts If He Wins
Do you remember that kid in elementary school, the one that somehow skated to the front of the line, and then all his friends asked for “cuts”? Mitt Romney is that kid, and he’s ready to allow all his buddies…