Category: Top Stories
Coalition of a Hundred Countries goes to War for Regime Change in the United States
Dateline: MOSCOW, Year Three After Trump—Three years into Trump’s presidency, a “new coalition of the willing,” of over a hundred countries led by Russia, China, and Europe declared war on Trump’s “rogue regime,” citing in a public statement: “the lunacy…
Sign on Trump’s Lapel Provides Running Tally of his Lies
President Trump’s staff fastened a digital sign to Trump’s lapel whenever Trump has been set to speak to the media, to stop reporters from having to flail about, guessing whether the president is lying. “It started because I got annoyed…
Public Union Members Vote to Legalize Bribery
The current political climate has been difficult for public unions. And if the future can really be portended, then things do look a tad bleak. The unreasonable expectation of being held responsible for doing your job has caused morale to plummet. When…
Trump Orders Obama’s Presidency be Stricken from the Historical Record
Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C. (Crazy Town)–President Trump signed an executive order, commanding that every sign be erased, that Barack Obama had been president. Trump ordered the military to destroy everything from stamps bearing Obama’s facial likeness, to news recordings of Obama’s…
Making Law like Sausages
October 8th’s release of the “Billy Bush Tapes” couldn’t stop a Republican avalanche exactly one month later. The Republicans maintained their decided advantage in both the US House and Senate. Donald Trump snuck out an electoral college win and put…
How Bridges Are Really Made
Bridges Bridges span everything from troubled waters to Terabithia, and are a major important, but how they really made? WHERE DO BRIDGE? First, political leaders identify a place where bridges done need to be made. They do this by looking…
Warning: You may already be exposed to T.R.U.M.P. Disorder
Over the past 18 months a previously unknown but highly dangerous psychiatric disorder has spread across the entire United States. It is now considered by medical experts to be our nation’s most nefarious mental health problem. This malady’s scientific name…
Fifteen Signs Your Husband is Thinking of Voting Republican
l) “The Art of the Deal” is the first item on his Amazon wish list. 2) He’s changed his password to “BigHands.” 3) The bumper sticker on his car says WHO CARES ABOUT YOUR HONOR STUDENT? I LOVE THE UNEDUCATED.
Exhausted SLAPP States beg Litigants: Stop Frivolous Anti-2016 Lawsuits Flood
Yesterday, we found out the butthurt DNC wanted to sue 2016 (!) As with other recent dodgy dealings with the Democratic and Republican establishments, this astonishing act of presumption has set an alarming precedent. And now, it seems everyone else…
Butthurt DNC Idiots Decide to Sue 2016
After watching John Oliver’s ‘Fuck you 2016’ Skit, DNC ‘Ideas Man’ John Podesta decided it wasn’t good enough to just sit and unconstructively rant about 2016. Politics is not about mere sentiment, but about practical reality. Why don’t we sue…