Category: Biz News
Faith in Fed Interest Rate Hike at All-Time High
WASHINGTON – Faith that the Federal Reserve Bank will finally raise interest rates, after years of broken promises, is now at an all-time high. “The Fed is really going to raise rates after our next meeting,” said Norman Bates, Chair…
The News (Really) Bytes – July 2015
Buddhists show their deep belief in the teachings of their saint- Buddha- by murdering and repressing the ethnic Muslims in Myanmar. Turkey, coming to the aid of the U.S. and other nations battling Isis in the Middle-east decide to drop…
The Secret Trans-Pacific Partnership: “The TPP Is Good for You. Trust Us”
WASHINGTON – Global leaders negotiating the Trans-Pacific Partnership (TPP) affirmed the necessity of secret negotiations for the massive trade and “global governance” deal. “The TPP is for your own good. Trust us,” stated senior negotiator Mickey Cantwell. “Only highly-paid lobbyists…
The News (Really) Bytes – June 2015
Jeb Bush announces candidacy for President – The head political office of the U.S. is now going back to the Bush Leagues. Rachel Dolezal, a white person, pretended to be black and became head of the Spokane Washington NAACP and…
How Unemployment Really Works
Derek in Accounts Payable was an excitable type, but only to a certain extent. When he rounded the corner to speak to Jason, his boss, colleague and friend he was more excited than normal. The fact that he kept his…
A Message From The Upper 1% To You Remaining 99% Lesserlings
Greetings, We, the 1% of this nation and others in this world that truly control what goes on inside our societies have taken the time to write to you little people who make up the other 99% of the citizenry….
Donald Trump’s Diary Released
“Trump filed the suit against Palm Beach County last week, claiming his history of conflict with Palm Beach International Airport has led officials to spitefully redirect air traffic over his historic Mar-a-Lago estate in south Florida.” – USA Today –…
Misspelled Sign Places Pep Boys in Hot Water
Portland, Oregon – Manny, Moe & Jack may soon be changing their names to Fanny, Blow & Whack following the grand opening of the newest Pep Boys store on Alberta Street in downtown Portland on Saturday morning. Prior to opening…
Black Friday – The Evil American Plot To Destroy Britain Is A Success
Friday, November 28th 2014 will reign as a black day in British history, black not only for the dark deeds done on that day but also for the foul American import that caused them- BLACK FRIDAY! Long accustomed to importing…
Medical Science Identifies Source of Chronic Left Butt Cheek Pain
In recent years, more and more males have suffered from a chronic pain in the non-facial left cheek. Now medical science has identified this left butt pain as SRCA or severe rewards card accumulation. SRCA is a slowly developing condition…