Category: The Rest
Yoko Ono Admits She Also Broke Up the Partridge Family
San Pueblo, CA (GlossyNews) — In a recent interview with Glossy News, Yoko Ono admitted, finally, that she was responsible for the break up of The Beatles. In an interesting side note, Ono went on to say that she was…
White Janitor at Alabama State Home Protests Obamacare
A white janitor working in the Alabama State Home for the Mentally Infirm is furious about the new law approved by Congress to give all Americans access to health care. “We dun had enough of this danged cooned-ass President trying…
Michael Savage is Really a Little Dick
Jacksonville, Ms (GlossyNews) — The fans of right wing talk show host Michael Savage are leaving him in droves upon learning that he is not really ‘Savage’ but actually a wienie. It was revealed today that his real name is…
East Texas Couple Kidnaps Baby for Facebook Pictures
Last week, a childless couple in East Texas kidnapped a baby so they could post baby pictures on Facebook. The couple, envious of their friends who are constantly posting pictures of their children on Facebook, grabbed a baby from the…
French General Threatens China, then Quickly Takes it Back
Paris (GlossyNews) — French official are scrambling this afternoon in an apparent effort to appease their enraged Chinese counterparts. The dispute began with reports of an ill-advised boast made by General Pierre Petit on the French Riviera Monday afternoon, where…
Sarah Palin has Epiphany:
“I just realized that I am never going to win a major election, so instead, I want to go to Haiti and help the poor folks who so desperately need it.”
Medical Researchers Discover Amazing Fact
Most Americans for Prosperity (AFP) members’ hearts are in the wrong place, but admit that surgery can’t correct the problem.