Category: The Rest
Elmer Fudd Named New Conservative Spokesperson
Who else can totally get away with referring to Republicans as the ‘White Wing?’
Native Americans in Arizona Vow to Deport All Non-Native Americans
Navajo Nation – The Navajo, Hopi, all Apache Nations and all other Native Americans who presently reside in Arizona have joined forces in an effort to show the haughty Arizona residents just exactly who has every right to be in…
Male Bonding Imbroglio Leads to Tragic Tussle with Transvestite
New Orleans, LA (GlossyNews) –A male bonding imbroglio has landed two fraternity boys in the clink for attacking a transvestite who stopped to ask them directions. According to local Transvestite, Katrina Sapphire, it went down like this: “Girl-I was jus…
Fortune Magazine Names Hollister, California Most Gullible City in America
New York, NY – This dubious recognition came on the heels of a story which appeared on the Glossy News website in February 2010, see here, wherein Hollister, California was depicted as a creepy town by executives of a British…
Huffington Post Honors Rush Limbaugh
with Mother of the Year award.
Status Update: Brian White Rejected from Harvard
[Ed Note: This story was originally run on Monday April 12, but we inadvertently left out all of the nouns.] Boston, Mass (GlossyNews) In sad and disappointing news this morning, Glossy News publisher Brian White was informed by officials at…
The ‘Lady Who Does That’ Suddenly Quits — Creating Office Chaos
Carla Waters, known around the office as “The Lady Who Does That,” is really not there today. Her departure has created mass confusion and outright hysteria among the customer service department of Bulger, Inc. Waters, who worked for Bulger for…
Supreme Court to Allow Corporations to Carry Guns
Washington DC (GlossyNews) — The United States Supreme Court has declared that faceless corporations, now considered full citizens with all the rights of free speech and whatnot, can now openly carry their weapon of choice in public. During the hearing,…