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Chapter 10: Rivers and Temples (Honest Adolph Volume III)

“A remote temple in the Pennsylvania mountains,” sighed Adolph.

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Chapter 9: As a Child, Thou Shalt Speak Wisdom unto the Mighty (Honest Adolph Volume III)

The imam frowned as Jim gazed up at him innocently.

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Chapter 8: Give me Liberty, or Give Me Slumber (Honest Adolph Volume III)

Sally Thatcher sat thumbing through the book she had strangely chanced upon.

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Volume II of Honest Adolph is Finally Out!

UPDATE (05 JAN 2020): The following is no longer up to date. Keep following Glossy News to find out more about the impending re-release of the novel. This time, all three volumes will be included in one.

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Chapter 7: Thicker than My Father’s Arms (Honest Adolph Volume III)

Willow.

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Facebook CEO Apologizes for ‘Discriminatory’ Lack of Heterosexual Emojis

Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has launched a grovelling apology for the lack of sexually diverse emojis on Facebook. Noticing the existence of a rainbow pride emoji, but not a boring straight-vanilla white flag one, the heterosexual community have begun lobbying…

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Chapter 6: Motherhood is Mighty (Honest Adolph Volume III)

Final day in Alaska. Yesterday’s speech was a stormer. And now this one will be the BEST SPEECH EVER!

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Chapter 5: Sputs Under the Bed (Honest Adolph Volume III)

Alaska was cold at this time of year.

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Live at the Apollo Wins ‘Worst UK Television Programme Award.’

T.V. stand up show ‘Live At The Apollo’ has picked up ‘The Worst UK TV Programme Award’ for 2017. The show’s producer Rick Earle thanked the TV audience in his acceptance speech: Ladies and gentleman, thank you so much for…

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Honest Adolph Serial: Useful Update

UPDATE (JAN 5 2020): More coming soon on the re-release of this exciting speculative fiction novel about near future America! The following info is no longer pertinent.

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