Category: Entertainment
Humans Have Rights. Why Not Pets? (comic)
Just looking back in American history, there was a time (quite recently!) when women were denied the vote. There were also times with poll taxes and other efforts to disqualify votes, but only as recent as 2012. Not to diminish…
Study: Indoor Cats Also Present Owners w/ Gifts (comic)
Indoor/outdoor cats are famous for bringing back trophies to their owners. Maybe it’s a dead bird, a half-eaten squirrel, or just a random noun from the yard, like bark or a tattered bit of tennis ball. A recent study has…
Allegedly Girthy Guys Refuse Fact-Check, Obviously (comic)
The overwhelming majority of us guys know that we’re between 6-10 inches in length, and we all swear it has nothing to do with the fact that women wouldn’t recognize a foot if it was stuffed into their own shoes….
Immigrants: Stop Stealing out Lowly Paid, Terrible Jobs No One Wants (comic)
We hear too often about immigrants “stealing our jobs,” but without enough context. Back east there are states that have passed strict anti-immigrant laws, and the tomatoes have rotted in the field with no one to pick them. So maybe…
Men Admit the Number One Thing They Love in Women (comic)
We’ve all been there, maybe not quite this explicitly, but the sentiments still remain. The vast majority of men love women, all women, in ways they can’t describe… at least, not out loud. Guys, we can pretend to be gentlemen…
Artist Refuses to Admit Art is Terrible (comic)
Okay, you guys have given me enough grief. No, these creatures don’t look like cats, but come on, I have no background in art. I’m the humor guy… oh, I’m not funny either? Well bummer for me. Even the cats…
Every Breaking World Event To Be Sponsored By Pizza Hut
As part of a new global marketing deal, Pizza Hut will sponsor every major event that happens in next 25 years, including: the Tuscani Creamy Chicken Alfredo Arab Spring, the Ultimate Cheese Lover’s Large Hadron Collider and the Buffalo Burnin’…
Dog Escapes Yard, Discovers Nothing (comic)
Dogs seem so happy in the yard. All those chew toys and balls to play with, but it doesn’t stop them from burrowing under fences in search of greener, or in this case, identical pastures. I’m not saying dogs are…
Coworker Enraged Man Hasn’t Seen City Slickers 2
CHARLOTTE, NC—While at work Wednesday morning, area insurance agent Anthony Deakins was taken aback by the inexplicably aggressive and passionate reaction of his coworker after Deakins told him he had not seen the film City Slickers 2: The Legend of…
I Judge You By Your Ignorant Font Choice (comic)
More than a decade ago, I saw a stupid sign with a stupid, stupid font. I judged them, pointed it out to my friend, and we shared a laugh… then this week I saw it again. Same stupid 90s font,…