I Judge You By Your Ignorant Font Choice (comic)

More than a decade ago, I saw a stupid sign with a stupid, stupid font. I judged them, pointed it out to my friend, and we shared a laugh… then this week I saw it again. Same stupid 90s font, same exact scenario.

Come on, amateur car dealers, we judge you for your terrible choices in fonts. This is Seattle, we’re a tech city, if there’s one thing we learned just after figuring out what a computer is, it was what makes for a good font choice.

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Author: Brian K. White

Brian first began peddling his humorous wares with a series of Xerox printed books in fifth grade. Since then he's published over two thousand satire and humor articles, as well as eight stage plays, a 13-episode cable sitcom and three (terrible) screenplays. He is a freelance writer by trade and an expert in the field of viral entertainment marketing. He is the author of many of the biggest hoaxes of recent years, a shameful accomplishment in which he takes exceptional pride.

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