Author: Wallace Runnymede

I was initially pretty neutral on Catalonia, as I am very skeptical about all the dogmatism, emotivism and virtue-signalling around complex geopolitical disputes. But I think the grey area is being swallowed up by the brutality of Madrid and the…

Notorious violent extremist and culinary-diverse social mayhem warrior Hannibal Lecter is “disgusted” and “repulsed” at being forbidden to take a knee from NFL players. I’ve lived in this country so long, I’ve contributed all I have. I’ve never just decided…

One of the most beautiful things a singer or a creator can do for you is to de-de-humanize you.

The Vatican Office have confirmed that Pope Francis is due to make a public announcement tomorrow on his controversial college, as discussed an hour ago on Glossy News. The St Francis School of New Theological Justice has already drawn a…

Pope Francis, current worldwide leader of the Christian Church and most widely beloved social justice icon since Jason X and Chaz Bono, has recent given his “cautious approval” to a new elite Papal college.

Charismatic populist President Kim Jong Un recently delivered an inflammatory tirade about the bought-and-paid global MSM hacks who are deliberately lying about his recent “tremendous” and “unbelievable” missile launch successes.

Note from Wallace: Glossy News troublemakers Brian White and Dan Geddes have recently got together with their latest scam: Chair B ‘n’ B!

I’m really tearful about the death of Tom Petty. Not because I knew Tom or ever spoke with him, but because his music gave me so much comfort and consolation at a very difficult time. Even if it seemed like…