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Al Qaeda Suicide Bomber Interview Captured on Video
WASHINGTON, D.C. (GlossyNews) — CIA Director Leon Panetta released today a portion of a captured al Qaeda suicide bomber job interview. In the scene, the jihadist recruiter attempts to determine if he should take a chance on the earnest young…
Wall Street Builds Bunkers for Bankers with Blinkers
Obama Taps Dan Rather to Save Dying Newspaper Industry
In a surprise appearance at today’s White House Press briefing, President Obama introduced Dan Rather as his new “Dead Tree Press Czar.” Rather will be tasked to oversee the federal takeover of 27 failing liberal newspapers. “We cannot allow newsrooms…
“Rocky VI” Filming Suspended While Stallone Battles Gout
CIA Playing Hardball with Obama
In an exclusive interview with the Washington Times, a senior CIA official said the Agency was in payback mode with the White House. Insisting he be referred to only as “Leon P” to protect his identity, the official revealed that…
Obama May Target World Unemployment
National Enquirer – Part 3 of John’s Smith’s report of his time on Martha’s Vineyard posing as a landscaper at President Obama’s compound. Before he was discovered and removed by Secret Service agents, Smith managed to tape several strategy meetings Obama conducted with advisors. In the following transcript, the President leads a brainstorming session on correcting the nation’s dismal employment situation:
Dan Rather: CBS Spiked Biden “60 Minutes” Interview
Former CBS Anchor Dan Rather charged today that the network recently spiked a “60 Minutes” interview with Vice President Joe Biden under pressure from the White House. “I heard that Rahm Emanuel previewed the tape and found Biden harder to…
Failures Force Obama to Look for Scapegoats
National Enquirer – Part II of John Smith’s report of his time on Martha’s Vineyard posing as a landscaper at the Obama Compound. From his hiding place in the bushes outside a screened-in porch where strategy meetings were held, Smith…