GlossyNews.com – Nov. 7, 2012- An astonishing, unexpected, unbelievable and catastrophic end has come to the long Presidential election in the United States today.
An overwhelming number of Americans in the write in section of the ballot expressed that they wanted their country to become a dictatorship so that they would never have to deal with the aggravation, the backstabbing, the never ending advertisements, the constant putdowns, the partisan fighting and the immense waste of money that happened during the 2012 campaign.
RIGHT: An image of a fictional dictator, much like what is suggested in this story. (DO NOT CLICK THE PHOTO TO SEE IT LARGER… JUST DON’T, THERE’S NO POINT.)
America, long seeing itself as the flagship of freedom in the world, has now given up its pretensions to that claim and has chosen to trod the path of totalitarianism. Viewers outside the country have long been noting the steady decline in personal rights, the ever-growing corporate control of the society and its laws, the increasingly apathy and disenfranchisement of the general public and the reduction of the working class to a servitude level that has been infesting the land for decades.
Americans seem to have de-evolved from being defenders of liberty to being sheep in needing of being penned, driven and protected from mostly imaginary wolves.
Fully 60% of the electorate wrote in an hitherto unknown candidate who has declared himself the ‘Dictator of America’. Little is known about Mr. Rfreed, who came out of nowhere to announce his candidacy the day after the last Obama/Romney debate.
A man of mystery, there are few public records that even attest to his existence. A number of satirical websites carry his peculiar form of demented journalism, but none of them even carry so much as a photo of what the future leader of the United States looks like.
It is feared that all news reporting of developments arising from this incredible change in what was once the foremost nation in the world will be stopped and the safety of all news media in jeopardy as Rfreed accumulates his power.
One intrepid reporter, a Mr. Bargis Tyrol, was found obscenely waterboarded in his penthouse suite at the Waldorf Astoria in Manhattan.
Other journalists have frighteningly joined the ranks of the Dictator such as Kilroy and Mike Kelly, once competent writers who heralded the Democratic side of life; now they are Goebbels-like mouthpieces for Herr Rfreed.
In fact, even here in Europe we have Marines knocking on our door at the moment. Wait a moment, they are banging down the door with the butts of their gun! Wait a moment, they are c