Author: rfreed
Return of the Bride of ‘He Who Shall Not Be Named’
GlossyNews.com – Mitch Couler, the Senior manager Of the Romney campaign in the D.C. area had recovered nicely from the seizures induced when he learned that both ‘He Who Shall Not Be Named’ and Dick Cheney both had come out…
Mysterious Robo Calls Hound Voters Days Before Election
Mysterious robo-calls have been plaguing American households in massive amounts these last few days of the build up to the Presidential election. Upon answering a heavily accented voice will announce “Love America or cleave it! Vote Hu Jintao for Plesident…
Intense Negativity From Election Drama Create Huge Psychic Whirlwind In Atlantic
The generated heat created by battle between the two rivaling political parties vying for the U.S. Presidency has unleashed unforeseen consequences. The constant turbulence from partisan hatred, scandalous accusations, frictional debate and just plain pissedness has caused a massive psychic…
‘He Who Shall Not Be Named’ Creates Stress For Romney Campaigners
There was great tension at the Republican Campaign Headquarters that morning as the worker bees entered their office in D.C. As with every campaign, unexpected situations come up. “’He Who Shall Not Be Named’” wants to endorse Romney.” stated Mitch…
I, Rfreed, Hereby Announce My Candidacy For Dictator Of The United States
I, rfreed, hereby announce my candidacy for Dictator of the United States of America. I realize that this is a little late in the campaign season to be announcing this, but dictators don’t worry about such things. We know that…
Airports Taking Customers For More of a Ride Than Ever
Airports, seeking to get more money out of passengers exiting through their gates on international flights, have come up with inventive new ways of sucking the money out of their pockets. RIGHT: This is not a video, but a photo……
The People’s Republic of Uzupis Takes Political Independence to New Heights
THE PEOPLE’S REPUBLIC OF UZUPIS – In 1991 the people of Lithuania declared their independence from the Soviet Union. In 1997 the people of Uzupis, a district of Vilnius, the capital of Lithuania, declared their independence from Lithuania and got…
Iranian News Agency Goof: Thought Onion Spoof About Rednecks Liking Ahmajinadad was Real
Note to readers, this article is an experiment in new software equipment that makes the material visible to the public reading audience as it is typed and being viewed by an editor. It reflects an effort by the journalistic community…
These Are The Guys Who Are Going To Set The Nation Straight?
Let me see if I got this straight: We have a national election going on. Only two guys are really running in it. Both are spending obscene amounts of money to campaign for it. Mostly other people’s money. Both are…
Lewd, Lascivious Lawyer Legal Literature
A LEWD, LASCIVIOUS LOOK AT OUR LOCAL LAW LIBRARY. They say that lawyers are a breed apart. In fact, we should wonder if they should really even be considered a part of the human species at all, especially as evidenced…