Posted in Health Society

All Time Most Horrific Haunted House; The House of Women w/ PMDD

A new haunted house has been set up in Boulder Colorado that seems set to rank as the most frightening of all time- the House Of Women With PMDD. Halloween spook houses are all the rage here on the Front…

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Posted in Politics

Non-Partisan Partisan Groups Terrorizing Republicans, Democrats Alike

Sick of the constant bickering between the two major political parties in America and the endless difficulties if makes for the common man, small groups of non-partisan partisan groups have taken to hiding in the woods and in the cellars…

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Posted in Sports Events War Zone

Glossy Staff Admits Butt-Hurt After Reaming by NRA Riled Redneck Brigade

The staff of Glossy news is busy licking their wounds today after a fierce word-lashing by a number of drive-by commentator fan(atic)s of the NRA. While a few commenters stand out in the article, the sum of their words was…

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Posted in Politics

Republicans Smoking Too Much Weed Again

Once again Republicans have been having drug deliriums from smoking too much weed. With regards to the stalemate on the shutting down the government (by the way, the WRONG parts of the government have gotten shut down- why are these…

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Posted in Religionism War Zone

An Open Letter to Al Queda and its Branch Affiliates

Good day, guys. How is it going? Blow up anything fun today? Shoot your quota of infidels yet? OK, sorry you’re having a bad day. Just a few questions I wanted to ask you guys. (I am assuming you are…

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Posted in Strange People

Obama Lets His Bad Self Out All Over The NRA’s LaPierre

It was a phone call that President Obama didn’t want to make, but he knew he would eventually have to. He also knew that it would do little good, but that it had to be made anyway. So, on Wednesday,…

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Posted in Politics

The Governments Going To Shut Down? Oh, Pity…….

Shut Down The Government- Yeah!!!!!! SHUT HER DOWN! SHUT HER DOWN! YEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! Go ahead and shut the dinosaur down! It will be days before most people even would notice. They don’t seem to be able to do much lately except…

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Posted in Politics

Senator Cruz Collapses During Affordable Care Act Filibuster, Needs Obamacare to Recover

While attempting a filibuster in Congress to stamp out the Affordable Care Act, snarkily known as the Obamacare bill by conservatives, Republican Senator Ted Cruz collapsed 15 hours into the epic attempt to derail the legislation. Cruz, an ardent Tea…

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Posted in Celebrity Gossip

Infamously Inflammatory Film Footage Found of Frisky Ironman ‘Fulfilling’ A Fabulous & Famous ‘Friend’

Ha! Ha! I have it! I have got the goods on that famous super hero Tony Stark, also known to the world as the crimson clad can of condensed carbon-steel contorted to his contours creating a cacophonous conjuring of conjunctures…

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Posted in Politics

USA on High Alert As Bushes Threaten Yet Another Bush In Office

News sources have concurred that not one, but two other members of the Bush family are threatening to seek political seats in 2016. The same family who brought you Bush I, Iraq War I and Bush the Second, Iraq War…

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