Author: P. Beckert
Food Network Show Hosts Arrested in Food Fight
New York, NY – The set of the Food Network’s annual “Ho-Ho-Home for the Holidays Christmas Spectacular” looked more like Hell’s Kitchen than the happy holidays venue it was originally designed to portray last Thursday when a fight broke out…
Michigan Bigfoot Sightings On the Rise
Mt. Clemens, MI – With the cold weather approaching, there have been quite a few Bigfoot sightings in the Mt. Clemens area, the most recent occurring last Sunday behind the local Buffalo Wild Wings Grill and Bar out on 15…
Tiger Woods Played 9 Holes Sunday Morning
Later in the day, he took in a round of golf.
Zhu Zhu Pet Toymakers in Deep Zhu Zhu
Makers of this year’s most popular children’s toys, the Zhu Zhu Pet, are doing everything they can to avoid a recall of the toy after a report issued by Good Guide indicates that the toys contain a potentially dangerous amount…
Live Guinea Pigs Used to Test Safety of Zhu Zhu Pets
In an ironic twist of fate, the very animals that Zhu Zhu Pets are fashioned after are being used to test the toxic levels of antimony in the fur and noses of the popular Christmas toy, and the live pets…
Sarah Palin’s Modus Transportation Operandi
Let’s refocus here, people. Just because a couple of wingnuts crashed a party in Washington, and some athlete, who shall remain nameless, crashed his pretty car and admitted to a few indiscretions; or, just because our President kinda let us…
Poorly Written Internet Content: the Best Entertainment?
Reading websites has become my new hobby. I get more entertainment from them than any television show or movie I could be watching. There is a plethora of ill-written–to the point of comical–content, and sadly a paucity of well-written, attention-worthy…
Obama Unveils Big Brother/Big Sister Buddy Plan
The White House – Americans are being asked to team up and pool their resources to further stem the tide of inflation and allow everyone a better chance of getting back on their feet. President Obama, over the weekend, issued…
TMZ Reveals Michaele Salahi and Ann Coulter Sisters
A junior reporter for the bi-monthly socialite newspaper, Washington Society News, while doing research on the backgrounds of Michaele and Tareq Salahi, has uncovered a most interesting fact, which will run tomorrow on TMZ. Michaele Salahi and syndicated columnist and…
John Boehner Changing Last Name to BAY-ner
Rep. John Boehner (R-OH) held a press conference last week to announce that he has started the process within the Ohio State court system to officially change his family name from Boehner (pronounced Boner) to BAY-ner (what he says is…