Author: P. Beckert
Dennis Rodman Found Drunk Face Down in Pyongyang Alley
PYONGYANG, N. KOREA – Dennis Rodman is alive and, at present, sober after being found face down in a small mud puddle in an alleyway adjacent to the Pyongyang stadium where he sang “Happy Birthday” to N. Korean leader Kim…
New Marijuana Laws Spur Highest Home Prices in Years
New numbers have come out in the housing sector, indicating that in the next year, the states of Washington and Colorado will have the highest number of home sales in the country. Some other states are not too far behind….
Adam Lambert Likes the Feel of Dead Animal Around His Neck
Adam Lambert, runner-up on Season 8 of American Idol fame, was spotted throughout the streets of New York the past few days sporting a very warm and cozy looking coat with what appeared to be one or possibly more large…
Haiti Uses US Aid Money to Help Bail Out Bankrupt Detroit
In what is being hailed as the most ironic turn of events of 2013, Haiti has sent the first $15M of a promised $130M to the City of Detroit in hopes of saving the city from going completely belly under….
Psychic Predicts Top Entertainment News Stories of 2014
Yes, folks, it’s that time of year again when the famous Psychic to the stars, Crystal Ball, gives us a peek into the future. This time, she is narrowing her predictions down to the music and entertainment industry. Ball claims…
Tareq Salahi Talks Sex, Lies and Videotape to Prove It
Tareq Salahi is coming out of the closet with both guns blazing against his estranged wife, Michaele Salahi, during what one attorney described as one of the most boring celebrity divorce proceedings to ever hit the tabloids. David Squire, attorney…
Pot-Seeking Hippie Caravans Headed for Marijuana Meccas
Now that the laws are on the books in both Colorado and Washington state making the recreational use of marijuana legal, boomers all over the United States are hitting the road, plotting plans to get their fair share of the…
Miley Cyrus to Twerk Down New Year on Times Square Ball
Not one to outdo herself, Miley Cyrus has found yet another avenue to show off her twerking prowess and usher in a new year of controversy. The event has been dubbed “Twerking in the New Year with Miley Cyrus.” Young…
Excessive Smog Causes 18 Junk Pile Up on Yangtze River
Chinese boat operators and passengers walk to safety across the polluted Yangtze River. .