Author: P. Beckert
Woman Sheds 42 Pounds Doing Shopping Cart Cha-Cha
Dallas, TX (GlossyNews) — A new exercise craze is sweeping America by storm. It’s not Pilates, it’s not aerobics, or any number of other workout routines on the market these days. This one is based on getting up on your…
Elmer Fudd Named New Conservative Spokesperson
Who else can totally get away with referring to Republicans as the ‘White Wing?’
Native Americans in Arizona Vow to Deport All Non-Native Americans
Navajo Nation – The Navajo, Hopi, all Apache Nations and all other Native Americans who presently reside in Arizona have joined forces in an effort to show the haughty Arizona residents just exactly who has every right to be in…
Kim Kardashian Opts for Butt Lift after Butt Pad Malfunctions
Sydney, Australia – An embarrassed Kim Kardashian was in tears last week due to a major malfunction of one of the silicone butt pads she was wearing. She reportedly was so embarrassed by the occurrence that she has scheduled a…
Fortune Magazine Names Hollister, California Most Gullible City in America
New York, NY – This dubious recognition came on the heels of a story which appeared on the Glossy News website in February 2010, see here, wherein Hollister, California was depicted as a creepy town by executives of a British…
Kate Gosselin Puts Dancing Skills to Work Giving Lap Dances
Reading, PA (GlossyNews) – Never one to fret about where her next paycheck is coming from what with all her new-found skills and all, Kate Gosselin has put her recent professional dancing skills to use at the local Sheetahs Club…
Huffington Post Honors Rush Limbaugh
with Mother of the Year award.
Secret Murdoch Tapes Threaten to Expose Palin and Beck as Puppets
At Sea, South Pacific (GlossyNews) — Rumors are swirling in back alleys and executive washrooms about the handful of tapes that, if made public, could blow the lid off Rupert Murdoch’s hold on American politics, bringing Sarah Palin, Glenn Beck,…
Glenn Beck Found Naked, Confused Wandering Along Highway
New Canaan, Connecticut – Fox Television and radio personality, Glenn Beck was found wandering along Merritt Parkway close to his home in New Canaan, Connecticut early Thursday morning around 2 a.m. He was naked and confused and muttering “don’t freakin’…
Fellas, Check Those Tattoos, Chinese May Have Last Laugh
More and more stories are coming out of small tattoo parlors in every Chinatown from New York to San Francisco about authentic Chinese tattoo artists who have recently decided to have a little fun with what they perceive as the…