Author: Mike Kelly
Romney Again Accused Of Pandering
In what seems to be a continual effort by the Obama administration, an accusation of pandering to special interest groups has again been leveled at the campaign of failed Gov. Mitt Romney. His willingness to change his appearance to match…
Paul Ryan Files Lawsuit Against Martha Raddatz
Immediately following the vice-presidential debate on Thursday evening, the Ryan half of the Romney/Ryan ticket filed a law suit against Martha Raddatz. An agreement had been reached prior to the debate that Congressman Paul Ryan would be referred to as…
Catholic Church To Endorse Masturbation By Males Only
The Catholic church is preparing to make a major announcement concerning changes to their view on sexual behavior. After years of frowning upon, and causing many young Catholics to experience immense guilt, they are now ready to endorse masturbation for…
Mitch McConnell’s Public Jobs Program Puts on Happy Face
In a stunning about face on public sector financed job programs, the minority leader of the senate, Republican Mitch McConnell, offered a new program that he believes can be started following the eviction of the Obama family in January 2013….
Paul Ryan Devastated by Ayn Rand Revelation
During a campaign stop in Virginia Friday, Republican vice-presidential candidate Paul Ryan was rocked by the revelation that Ayn Rand’s books were fiction. He had intended to make a quick walk thru of a small locally owned book store when…
Vice-President Biden Begins Doping for Debate
Last week the big news for the 2012 presidential election was the worse-than-expected performance of President Obama in his match-up with former Governor, and Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney. Although Obama was able to firmly demonstrate that he did have…
Romney Post Debate Strategy: Flip-Flop More
The first presidential debate has inspired Romney campaign officials to change their overall strategy in order to gain a higher percentage of the upcoming vote. After demonstrating his ability to completely drop previous positions, and offer new policies without concern…