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David Blain to Have Himself Cremated on Regis & Kelly

Stuntman and magician David Blain has announced his newest effort to set himself apart from all of magic history. Famous for being frozen in a block of ice, immersed in water and buried alive, David Blain has committed to being…

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Democrats Declare 36-Month Hiatus to Bask in Waning Minutes of Glory

House Democrats, ostensibly “led” by Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid, have decided to sit out the rest of their lame-duck majority, citing “difficulty in passing any legislation at all,” now that minority Republicans have announced their determination to filibuster every…

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Kevin Smith Silently Kicked Out of Ceasar’s Buffet

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Posted in Politics

Sarah Palin: So Main Street Joe Six-Pack It’s Scary

Arguably the most appealing characteristic of Sarah Palin is that she’s one of us. She’s not one of those elitists who finished her undergrad degree from just one school, and she doesn’t know what the heck Charlie Gibson is talking…

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MTV Snared in Illegal Promotion Pact with Perez Hilton

If you’d looked at this a year ago, you’d have found that Perez Hilton was either a no-talent ass-clown or one of the biggest trend-setter bloggers in the western world. But if you look at him today you’ll find he’s…

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Posted in Biz News

Goldman Sachs Execs Actually Appreciate “Gold Man Sacks” Jabs

Goldman Sachs is arguably best known as the firm that created the most wealth for the most clients over the longest sub-decade period of prosperity in modern history, though they’re as well known as the people who created the equally…

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Conserva-tards Furious Obama Seeks to Limit Fed Spending

In large part it’s because “runaway Democrat spending” was the only thing, the last bastion of damnation, they had to campaign against, but more than tha,t they’re furious because the wastes slated for reduction are ones instituted by George W….

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Avatar Breaks All-Time Gross Record

But still only covers 1% of the cost of the war on terror, assuming you back out the costs of TSA and other international – arguably needless and ineffective – counter-terror measures. After backing out those costs, the $3.6 billion…

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Republicans Too Busy Masturbating Over Coakley Defeat to Legislate

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Conan O’Brien Clashes w/ NBC Titans

Blah blah blah… haven’t we heard it all before? It’s a late night segment with no good joke and a segment that promises never to end. Sure, NBC screwed him practically inside-out, and now the late-night darling is trying to…

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