Stuntman and magician David Blain has announced his newest effort to set himself apart from all of magic history. Famous for being frozen in a block of ice, immersed in water and buried alive, David Blain has committed to being cremated live on national television on the first of April on the Live with Regis & Kelly.
Medical professionals have asserted, as is common belief, that no man can survive incineration, but Blain assures that this will be no trick. “The whole cremation will be televised live from inside my box of death. I know it sounds crazy, but there’s nothing I can’t do, no matter what doctors or a general understanding of physics might have to nay-say about it.”