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BP Oil Reaches Five Flags Pensacola, Danica Patrick Spins Out, Obviously

The oil gusher in the Gulf of Mexico has spread east as far as Pensacola, Florida, where the Five Flags race track is located. In response, noted NASCAR also-ran and female driver Danica Patrick showed her solidarity for her suffering…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! BP Oil Reaches Five Flags Pensacola, Danica Patrick Spins Out, Obviously
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Former VP Cheney Enters Hospital, Claims 8 Souls

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Former VP Cheney Enters Hospital, Claims 8 Souls
Posted in Making Headlines

Aspiring Reality Stars Accuse Gore of Sexual impropriety en Masse

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Aspiring Reality Stars Accuse Gore of Sexual impropriety en Masse
Posted in Politics

Boehner Boned – Sources Report Complete Liver Failure

Dayton, OH – John Boehner, the house minority leader, except inasmuch as he’s never represented a minority, is suffering from advanced liver disease, according to a medical billing rep at his primary care doctor’s office in Dayton, Ohio. This is…

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Posted in Television Top Stories

FlashForward Cancelled, and Five Reasons Why That’s Good

The high-budget ABC sci-fi less-than-thriller known as Flashforward has been canceled, and by a few accounts, it’s a tragedy. By many more accounts, however it’s a good thing, and here are just five of the biggest reasons why that’s actually…

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Posted in Television

Here’s How American Idol Can Save (or ruin) the 2011 Season

American Idol easily established itself as a ratings powerhouse in its first season, but now that Paula has left the show, and Simon has likewise finished his last show (though for very different reasons,) the viability of the franchise is…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Here’s How American Idol Can Save (or ruin) the 2011 Season
Posted in Internets Tubes

The Baby Dictionary .com Shows What Kids Really Say

Satire is a notable medium, and it’s thus called because it’s neither rare nor well done, and well, we see a lot of new entries into the game each week, but few so clever as TheBabyDictionary.com. They do things a…

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Posted in Making Headlines

Rep Anthony Wiener, Facing Primary Challenge, Changes Name to T-Dong

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Rep Anthony Wiener, Facing Primary Challenge, Changes Name to T-Dong
Posted in Television

Undercover Boss a Perfectly Fine Show, But it Could Be Great

This season CBS premiered their newest real-life reality show (as opposed to a scripted, obviously fake one,) and it’s so far shaped up to be pretty darn good. It’s called Undercover Boss and it purports to show the experience of…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Undercover Boss a Perfectly Fine Show, But it Could Be Great
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Bristol Palin Goes on Celeb Show to Prove She’s “One of Us”

The famously chaste and modest “non-retard” Bristol Palin has chosen to take a large six-figure sum to appear on a reality show to prove that she’s just a regular girl from a regular family, just like the rest of middle…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Bristol Palin Goes on Celeb Show to Prove She’s “One of Us”