Bristol Palin Goes on Celeb Show to Prove She’s “One of Us”

The famously chaste and modest “non-retard” Bristol Palin has chosen to take a large six-figure sum to appear on a reality show to prove that she’s just a regular girl from a regular family, just like the rest of middle America who get to appear on national television and then ink a massive reality tv show deal.

Author: Brian White

Brian first began peddling his humorous wares with a series of Xerox printed books in fifth grade. Since then he's published over two thousand satire and humor articles, as well as eight stage plays, a 13-episode cable sitcom and three (terrible) screenplays. He is a freelance writer by trade and an expert in the field of viral entertainment marketing. He is the author of many of the biggest hoaxes of recent years, a shameful accomplishment in which he takes exceptional pride.

2 thoughts on “Bristol Palin Goes on Celeb Show to Prove She’s “One of Us”

  1. Please, someone tell these Alaskan “retarded” grifters to stay home. They are a bunch of dysfunctional illiterate parasites! I despise this messed up hillbilly family, thanks McCain, your such a idiot, this is your legacy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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